My name is Bobbi Jo and I am a recovering weblogs.com-aholic. [clap-clap-clap, \u201cWelcome, Bobbi Jo\u201d]<\/p>\n
I used to use Manila in conjunction with weblogs.com.<\/p>\n
I do not do that anymore. So help me, God.<\/p>\n
I know what you\u2019re thinking\u2026\u201dthey all say this when they first arrive!\u201d No, this time I really mean it.<\/p>\n
I saw the signs, I saw it all coming.
\n1. Ever since Manilla Express stopped working I knew something wasn\u2019t right anymore (yes that WAS a long time ago). I miss it dearly. 2. Then when they moved Weblogs.com, I told myself that this was it.
\nNo more sitting idly by and watching all the cool people over at Blogger, with their trendy Pyra-powered blogs that always work and have good server uptime and whatnot, waving their clever navy-blue-and-orange blogger icons around. No more. no more no more no more no more no more no more.<\/p>\n
3. Ed Champion over at Blog You! was the one who finally made me realize what I was doing wrong. [oops, he told me to use Moveable Type. Ack\u2026sorry Ed, I gotta get a domain and my own host first]. One fine day, when the grass is green and the Hewlett-Packard people start making decent computers, and I have enough money to pay for rent AND food AND a server, and I can start using porn sites as income generators\u2026that will be the day I will pack my blogspot bags and move over to Moveable Type land. Until then, well, here I be. Lorem ipsum!!<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve been blogging since way back when, in the fall of 1999, and I\u2019ve come a long way, baby. To get an idea of day lee\u2019s very disgusting and humble beginnings, click here.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve turned over yet another leaf. A new blog, a new me, soon another new year. So now what, you say? Well, here\u2019s the deal. No more pitiful proclaiming \u201cWelcome to the winter of my discontent, enjoy your stay here\u2026sucka\u201d.<\/p>\n
The new, clean and sober me has brought a new mission to light. From today on I vow to try my darndest to provide the low-life blog-reading scum with a half-decent blog. Yes, i know, that sounds like I\u2019m trying to sell myself short. I\u2019m taking baby steps.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m no big dreamer. I always start small. My fiance is the big dreamer. I keep him grounded with all my might. I am Miss Ugly Reality and it drives him nuts but we make a good business team. Ha. It\u2019s not making us any money yet. So why are we still in business then? Uff da.<\/p>\n
Anyway, here\u2019s what I can offer:<\/p>\n
Ultra kinky ways to maintain a relationship with your pet chimpanzee Recipes for the cast-iron stomach A personal take on life, hosted by my silly ass Fun with bad hip-hop Ugly photos Andy Dick fan club Cool things you can do with Elmer\u2019s Glue and Hanson Minty fresh site reviews<\/p>\n
Tried-and-true personality makeovers and lots of Gangsta Bitch Barbie fun.<\/p>\n
Anyway\u2026on with it already. See all you low-life blog-reading scum tomorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My name is Bobbi Jo and I am a recovering weblogs.com-aholic. [clap-clap-clap, \u201cWelcome, Bobbi Jo\u201d] I used to use Manila in conjunction with weblogs.com. I do not do that anymore. So help me, God. I know what you\u2019re thinking\u2026\u201dthey all say this when they first arrive!\u201d No, this time I really mean it. I saw … <\/p>\n