Well, today has been one of those days. You know, where there\u2019s like tons of stuff to do but you don\u2019t want to do it? You have to get ready for work on Monday morning, you wish you could take back the whole weekend and start it from Friday night again? You know. That\u2019s why I\u2019m kinda down. Who wants to spend their life working when there\u2019s tons of better stuff to do? Anyway, I\u2019m tired of trying to find a job. It gets boring and I hate going on interviews. Hate them. With a bloody passion. Why should I answer this\/that\/whatever? What do you care what I look like? I\u2019ve got 8 years experience doing this job, so fucking hire me already. Come on. I get so tired of it. Yes, I will take a pee test if that\u2019s what you want. I think it\u2019s a total violation of what I do in my leisure time, which has no bearing whatsoever on my work and my productivity but if that\u2019s what you fucking want. Go for it. No, you hold the cup for me, I\u2019ve got terrible aim. No, please. I insist. Hey, you wanted me to squat like a dog and now you got me doing it. For what? For your sick need to study my bodily fluids. Ish.<\/p>\n
Why is this a common practice with even remedial office jobs? I can see it being standard procedure for say, JimBob\u2019s Welding shop or the tree-cutter\u2019s union but come on.<\/p>\n
Okay, well I need to get going. I need to go have a cigarette before my fiancee is comes over. We\u2019re going to the bank and post office and running errands and plan to have a jolly good time in general, since everyone is at work and mom\u2019s out of town for the weekend. Whoo hoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well, today has been one of those days. You know, where there\u2019s like tons of stuff to do but you don\u2019t want to do it? You have to get ready for work on Monday morning, you wish you could take back the whole weekend and start it from Friday night again? You know. That\u2019s why … <\/p>\n