Another example of life imitating art, or just the sign of a bored guy?<\/b><\/p>\n
Anyone will tell you when they think of Bill Gates they\u2019re reminded of money. Scott Blake took one look at his face and \u201cI knew he\u2019d look awesome as bar codes.\u201d Blake, 25, designed a computer program which creates very interesting images. He uses it to create portraits of people and the portrait is made up entirely of bar codes, and he\u2019s become quite famous for doing so. At first, he says \u201cI pieced the pictures together with any old bar codes I could find\u2026like the ones from packs of gum,\u201d but now he only uses those bar codes which are relevant to his subjects. For example, he did his Oprah Winfrey portrait with the codes from the Oprah Book Club (author notes: Is this now defunct-?). So, where did the codes come from that he used for the Gates\u2019 portrait? Off a douche bag, perhaps? No. He used the tags from Microsoft products. Clever indeed, but one has to wonder what kind of life Blake leads. www.barcodeart.com<\/p>\n
\nThis asshole\u2014who calls himself \u201cThe General\u201d Zod<\/b>\u2013is a writer for an e-zine for men, called \u201cSex E-Bits\u201d and it\u2019s produced by Twisted Humor. His female counterpart, Amber, publishes a \u201cSex E-Bits\u201d newsletter for the gals under the same company, and seems to have an equal amount of bravado but so far is less offensive\u2026more or less she just poses as an important writer but it\u2019s obvious she thinks we females are all insecure little sex-crazed whores who\u2019re interested in her brand of ditzy girl talk disguised as an important newsletter for single gals. But I digress. Back to The General: Every week I get a newsletter in my inbox from these fuckwits, and The General Zod is the one who seems to be carrying around a large load of shit which he doles out to his readers in hefty portions. Well I\u2019ve got a few things to say about him, and why I think he and his stupid newsletter can stick it where the pope don\u2019t rollerskate. His editor is on crack, methinks. His most recent newsletter is still sitting in my inbox, unread, amongst other crap I have yet to read but the last two editions frosted my hide, enough for me to devote a post ranting about it (\u201dThe General\u201d deserves a lot less) but here goes:<\/p>\n
\nThe \u201cOkay I Suppose I\u2019ll Be PC For A Minute But Jeez\u2026I Don\u2019t Get Gay People\u201d Edition<\/b><\/p>\n
When one wants to give the impression that he\/she respects people of all sexual orientations, he\/she generally does not then go into a diatribe about how gross you think they are, or that you don\u2019t understand how they go on about their lives, as this places your personal objections in the way of your intentions to show respect for a particular peoples\u2019 lifestyle. In other words, don\u2019t be a fucking hypocrite.<\/p>\n
He first gushes on and on about how homosexuals are \u201cgreat and all and I\u2019ve got some kick ass gay friends who I\u2019d do anything to help out\u201d but says he doesn\u2019t understand \u201chow in the blue hell some men could be gay\u201d, and although he does believe that some could be born that way, he says he thinks perhaps it was because \u201cMaybe the doctor slapped your ass wrong, sparking a subconscious feeling of enjoyment thus leaving you with the desire for dick the rest of your life. Perhaps the first time you had your temperature taken as a baby and the thermometer was shoved up your ass, you had a sensation that left you with the thought that one day you\u2019d like something even larger shoved up your ass. I don\u2019t know, but it could be a number of things. What I don\u2019t get however is the \u201cI started out straight but then turned gay\u201d routine. My ass you just \u201cturned\u201d gay one day. Can someone explain to me how that happens? You go on about your life, have sex with women, then just one day you wake up and decide that you want some dick? I don\u2019t buy that one. I think you were probably always gay and in an effort to remain socially accepted, you fucked some ladies despite always closing your eyes and envisioning your little friend Billy\u2019s asshole as your target rather than her cooch. Whatever the reason is you turned gay, it\u2019s cool. The General has love for everyone but that doesn\u2019t mean I understand you. For the record, I love women. I don\u2019t just say that to be macho or sound cool. I really do LOVE women. I love everything about them and am attracted to them more than probably a normal human being is. Maybe that\u2019s why I have such a hard time understanding gay men. The flip side to that is Lesbians. Now here is a program I can get in touch with. Women are beautiful (unless they\u2019re fat), so I can see the attraction there. \u201c<\/p>\n
When one wants to give the impression that he\/she respects women, he\/she generally should avoid stating an opinion as though it were fact, i.e., instead of saying, \u201cWomen are beautiful (unless they\u2019re fat),\u201d rather, it should be stated as \u201cI think women who aren\u2019t fat are beautiful.\u201d Even if you do this correctly, once again, this places your personal objections in the way of your intentions to show respect for a particular peoples\u2019 lifestyle. Open mouth, insert foot.<\/p>\n
I guess what I\u2019m trying to say is, if you have an opinion, say so, and don\u2019t try to pretend you are being someone\u2019s friend or supporter and then say such idiotic things.<\/p>\n
\nNow, here\u2019s a gal who\u2019s not fat, she\u2019s even a famous internet chick with a couple awards under her proverbial belt! Surely The General would like to get into her pants, right? Sure! Perhaps we could even hook these two up and see what happens!<\/p>\n
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Another example of life imitating art, or just the sign of a bored guy? Anyone will tell you when they think of Bill Gates they\u2019re reminded of money. Scott Blake took one look at his face and \u201cI knew he\u2019d look awesome as bar codes.\u201d Blake, 25, designed a computer program which creates very interesting … <\/p>\n