Who the HELL even gives two craps about \u201cAlly McBeal\u201d? Nevermind..I don\u2019t wanna know. I HATE that show, with a capital \u2018H\u2019.<\/p>\n
When it premiered a couple years ago I thought it to be pretty cool, I was like, \u2018hey, a show about a woman lawyer, kinda neurotic, kinda aloof, pretty decent\u2019 until they decided to start making it SUCK! Now everyone on that show is just plain PSYCHO!<\/p>\n
One thing always sucked about the show from the get-go, though: I never, never, never did like the fact that the lawyer gang always went to that pitiful bar where Vonda Shephard wouldn\u2019t stop singing songs that weren\u2019t even her own\u2026I used to think, \u201cGod, someone PLEASE give this girl a record contract and get her OFF my t.v.!\u201d<\/p>\n
I know that sounds mean\u2026and I DON\u2019T CARE!!<\/p>\n
So all you Ally McCop-A-Feel groupies don\u2019t even try to email me and tell me what a dork you think I am because I already know better.<\/p>\n
Oh, and WHY in the WORLD does Mervins\u2019 Department Store think that the commercial with the penguins going around singing Christmas carols about an upcoming sale is funny??? or even cute, for that matter??!! Why is Mervin\u2019s still in business, even? I have no idea.<\/p>\n
You know what else? While in a transfixed state watching candy colored and previews being thrown in my face for TV shows like \u201cBeverly Hills, 90210\u2033 and \u201cShasta McNasty\u201d, I totally forgot that it is November, and that means sweeps time.<\/p>\n
Do the t.v. ratings people think we\u2019re stupid? That in May and November we DON\u2019T notice the differences in the way things are presented, that storylines change dramatically, plots thicken, guest stars appear out of nowhere, and strange things happen? Like when certain shows have characters come out of the closet, get married, have babies, 14 year olds getting busted for trying cigarettes and whatnot? And then they add that stupid \u201cA Very Special [insert name of a stupid show here<\/u>]\u201d.<\/p>\n
Do they think we even CARE?<\/p>\n
UGH.<\/p>\n
On a lighter note, I\u2019ve been redecorating a little. I have all this art that I need to go and get framed. Had it since I\u2019ve moved in this summer. I also got some new throw pillows and slipcovers for my sofa and got a bar w\/matching stools for the kitchen. Too cute. I know I just had one but I need another vacation. It\u2019s really a shame that I can\u2019t stay at home and earn a living. Wouldn\u2019t that be the day\u2026well hey, I promise to keep in touch a lot more frequently (as if ANYONE even reads me) and oooh, oooh\u2026forgot to mention the Halloween party we had\u2026check it out.<\/p>\n
back later fer sher, dudes\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Who the HELL even gives two craps about \u201cAlly McBeal\u201d? Nevermind..I don\u2019t wanna know. I HATE that show, with a capital \u2018H\u2019. When it premiered a couple years ago I thought it to be pretty cool, I was like, \u2018hey, a show about a woman lawyer, kinda neurotic, kinda aloof, pretty decent\u2019 until they decided … <\/p>\n