{"id":334701,"date":"2006-06-26T09:44:09","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T09:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334701"},"modified":"2006-06-26T09:44:09","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T09:44:09","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-perverts-just-perverts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334701","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Perverts. Just perverts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that is all the traffic I get.\u00a0 Ever.\u00a0 Horny ol\u2019 pervies lookin\u2019 for stuff I don\u2019t have.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Looks like my blog has been fucking all day<\/p>\n<p>oh no\u2026my computer is hakking. Could it be a hairball? Damn. I knew someday this would get me into trouble. I was trying to say HOCK a loogy. I still don\u2019t know whether I spelled <em>loogy<\/em> OR its adjective correctly.<\/p>\n<p>To heck with <em>Sorry!<\/em>, <em>Outburst<\/em>, and the home version of \u2018<em>Wheel of Fortune<\/em>\u2018! Now there\u2019s the cumshot game!. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.<\/p>\n<p>God help me, I DON\u2019T KNOW WHY.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, we have no old cumshots. We have no old cumshots today.<\/p>\n<p>I think someone was looking for a baby chair but for some reason came up with a little entry about one of my friends, BECAUSE THEY DON\u2019T KNOW HOW TO SPELL! So this search was especially silly to me, since I think my friend Cheir is PLENTY to handle own her own\u2026as a grownup. This world doesn\u2019t need a miniature version of her crawling around, too.<\/p>\n<p>Who the hell wears nail studded shirts, anyway?<\/p>\n<p>didn\u2019t you know my site was chock-full of shitty diapers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that is all the traffic I get.\u00a0 Ever.\u00a0 Horny ol\u2019 pervies lookin\u2019 for stuff I don\u2019t have.\u00a0 Looks like my blog has been fucking all day oh no\u2026my computer is hakking. Could it be a hairball? Damn. I knew someday this would get me into trouble. I was trying to say HOCK a loogy. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=334701\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Perverts. Just perverts.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}