This morning I lie dreaming that I held a\u00a0studly and well-ripped\u00a0superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang.<\/p>\n
It was 7:45.<\/p>\n
It was a bill collector. I couldn\u2019t go back to sleep. Bitch.
\nWhen I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just what was this figure wearing and where was I touching him.<\/p>\n
I answered him, and\u00a0he said \u201cOooh, I\u2019m going to buy a Captain America suit for ya.\u201d<\/p>\n
*Sigh*<\/p>\n
He\u2019s so cute\u2026but it just wouldn\u2019t be the same.<\/p>\n
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This morning I lie dreaming that I held a\u00a0studly and well-ripped\u00a0superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang. It was 7:45. It was a bill collector. I couldn\u2019t go back to sleep. Bitch. When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know … <\/p>\n