{"id":338,"date":"2011-12-29T13:05:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T13:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=338"},"modified":"2011-12-29T13:05:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T13:05:41","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2001-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb April"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, April 24th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Crap. I\u2019m sure they\u2019d love to hear that. Dateline had me glued to the couch and then even the blasted local news. Heaven help me, I have no time tonight to be sittin\u2019 in front of the toob.<\/p>\n<p>Um yeah. Sunday was Earth Day. Happy belated Earth Day. Didn\u2019t go out with much of a bang at [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, April 13th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>All your dumb snapshots are belong to us.<br \/>\nDid you notice that nearly everytime the news media have captured George W. Bush\u2019s image\u2013ever since the presidential campaigns\u2013that he looks absurd? OMIGOD, I just asked the stupidest question, didn\u2019t I? That bastard was born absurd. My new hobby is collecting these such images and post a new [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, April 12th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, uh\u2026lemme get summa that mushu pork\u2026what? Yes, and some of that flied lice, thanks. Hang on. Hey Dick, d\u2019you want anything?\u201d<br \/>\nI just got home a couple hours ago, one of my girlfriends and I went to celebrate my birthday with a belated dinner at Leeann Chin, in downtown St. Paul at the old [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 8th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I had a boring weekend. Not much to tell.<br \/>\nWent out Friday night, got really really really wet since it rained all damned night. W ent to a luncheon on Saturday. Went to my mom\u2019s and visited with my nephew and had a beer with my sis and her hubby. Went home and haven\u2019t left [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 1st, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Rosie O\u2019Donnell has a new magazine. Want to be in it? Go to her site and send her an email to include your story or suggestion. It says when sending e-mail, keep in mind that Rosie O\u2019Donnell is very busy and cannot answer every email!!! Here\u2019s what they are looking for:<br \/>\n*Stories about people who\u2019ve gone [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, April 24th, 2001 Crap. I\u2019m sure they\u2019d love to hear that. Dateline had me glued to the couch and then even the blasted local news. Heaven help me, I have no time tonight to be sittin\u2019 in front of the toob. Um yeah. Sunday was Earth Day. Happy belated Earth Day. Didn\u2019t go out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=338\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb April&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}