{"id":340,"date":"2011-12-29T13:06:13","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T13:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2011-12-29T13:06:13","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T13:06:13","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2002-september","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb September"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Monday, September 30th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I got to babysit the boy. The nephew. The blond, blue-eyed towheaded thing that lives downstairs. All of seven and so grown-up. Shyeah, right. Sat him down to homemade banana-chocolate chip pancakes for lunch. \u201cDo you want some milk?\u201d I ask him. \u201cYep. I mean, yes, please.\u201d says he, grinning goofily.<\/p>\n<p>As I\u2019m pouring him [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, September 13th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Well, lots has happened. After over a year of me being jobless and every two months or so being late with the rent, I had finally been asked to move out of my apartment. Not an eviction, no legal action, just a \u2018get out now before I kick you out\u2019 type of thing. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, September 12th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>James was in the hospital again this morning. It\u2019s the 3rd time in six months. Turns out all the pain he\u2019s been having was indeed a gallstone. Jesus. Not only did they find this out via an ultra sound test, they were supposed to have done an ultra sound test the [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, September 30th, 2002 Yesterday I got to babysit the boy. The nephew. The blond, blue-eyed towheaded thing that lives downstairs. All of seven and so grown-up. Shyeah, right. Sat him down to homemade banana-chocolate chip pancakes for lunch. \u201cDo you want some milk?\u201d I ask him. \u201cYep. I mean, yes, please.\u201d says he, grinning &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=340\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb September&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}