{"id":346,"date":"2011-12-30T22:24:18","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T22:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2011-12-30T22:24:18","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T22:24:18","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2002-april-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb April"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Monday, April 29th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you\u2013Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure\u2026and I thought I\u2019d seen every bit of his work!<br \/>\nIf you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 28th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting \u201cGolden Hairy Ass\u201d awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. The awards came to be as a result of the eXile staff having hairy asses, and some silly soul noted that. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, April 28th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?<br \/>\nMaggie Lehman, a fine source of editorial commentary over at The Onion, once again proves herself correct. She points out \u201cLike many people, I enjoy pornographic movies.\u201d but she\u2019s got an issue with bad language. \u201cThankfully, my husband Marv fast-forwards through the plot so [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, April 22nd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>\u2026of Communication Between Men Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it\u2019s master<\/p>\n<p>b. The moment [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, April 22nd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Friends, I\u2019ve long wanted to be able to provide useful advice to the young people today, with regards to their ever-fruitful social lives, to help guide them along whatever paths in life they choose. I\u2019ve got some solutions for most red-blooded men and women. If you posess at least half a brain, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, April 29th, 2002 Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you\u2013Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure\u2026and I thought I\u2019d seen every bit of his work! If you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=346\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb April&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}