Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n
From the \u201cGeez, Aren\u2019t You Dead Yet?\u201d dept:
\nCNN blamed \u2018human error\u2019 for accidentally displaying a \u2018mock-up\u2019 layout of obituaries for several, still-alive famous people on their website Thursday. They had put that page up with the intentions of it being available only iinternally. Whoops! Figures. Stupid crescent news network. [full story]<\/p>\n
Saturday, April 19th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n
At 7:40 this morning I was awaken by the ring of our phone. I did not go to bed until 4am last night so I was tired, tempted to let it go unanswered. I caved. Picked it up, mumbled something close to \u201cMyeahh.\u201d<\/p>\n
It was for whomever used to have this phone number. (fuck, I hate it […]<\/p>\n
Saturday, April 19th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n
I just took a crapload of online quizzes, just to see what kind of crappy pictures the results would give me, seeing as I don\u2019t decorate my blog much with sparkly doodads and whatnot. I\u2019m so lazy and cheap! On with it.<\/p>\n
1st quiz was a quasi-professional looking psycho analysis of some kind. I took it. It […]<\/p>\n
Sunday, April 13th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n
Michael Moore is an a-hole. He\u2019s nothing but a dimestore documentarian disguised as a \u2018good guy amateur journalist\u2019 who\u2019s just saying what he thinks has to be said.
\nUnfortunately, so many people who might otherwise have gotten to know better, ate up things he does which converted an entire mob into a leftist orgy that […]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003<\/small><\/p>\n
Check it out folks, there\u2019s some bathroom reading for ya: News about the recent Peacenik Poop Parade
\nWhoa\u2026poop everywhere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003 From the \u201cGeez, Aren\u2019t You Dead Yet?\u201d dept: CNN blamed \u2018human error\u2019 for accidentally displaying a \u2018mock-up\u2019 layout of obituaries for several, still-alive famous people on their website Thursday. They had put that page up with the intentions of it being available only iinternally. Whoops! Figures. Stupid crescent news network. [full … <\/p>\n