{"id":358,"date":"2012-01-03T04:21:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T04:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=358"},"modified":"2012-01-03T04:21:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T04:21:47","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2008-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2008 \u00bb July"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Friday, July 25th, 2008<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I had a fellow tell me how nice I smelled, while at an event the other evening. Then later on I was chatting with a nice young lady I know who said the same thing. I didn\u2019t have the heart to tell either of them it was Febreeze.<\/p>\n<p>(I smoke, so before I leave the house [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Friday, July 18th, 2008<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m going to get one of these shirts! Heck yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Sponsor a vegetarian today.<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, July 15th, 2008<\/small><\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s right. You heard it here first, folks! I have been using SimonDelivers.com since March of this year, ever since I moved 3 blocks out of St. Paul and into the suburban utopia that is Maplewood. I ordered about once per month up until June, when finances got pretty tight\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Using the service to have my groceries [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, July 14th, 2008<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I think this cartooonist knows me. Or it\u2019s a scary coincidence\u2026 Take a type A personality, combine it with some sarcasm and \u201cknow-it-all-ism\u201d and you have these\u2026<\/p>\n<p>*click to enlarge<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, July 8th, 2008<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so not careful and very clumsy. Heidi\u2019s post yesterday reminded me of this. I\u2019ve ruined my legs, and sprained my ankles and wrists (yes, as an ADULT!) enough times to know better. But then as you may or may not recall, I went and took an even more fabulous fall than she did!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday, July 25th, 2008 I had a fellow tell me how nice I smelled, while at an event the other evening. Then later on I was chatting with a nice young lady I know who said the same thing. I didn\u2019t have the heart to tell either of them it was Febreeze. (I smoke, so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=358\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2008 \u00bb July&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}