{"id":369,"date":"2012-01-04T08:05:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=369"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:05:08","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:05:08","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2001-february","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb February"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, February 27th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>disgusting burns photos are not something you\u2019ll find here. I do however have an entry dedicated entirely to my hand surgery in December of \u201899. I guess I\u2019m a melrose place girl.<\/p>\n<p>she vacuums the car pics. Actually I don\u2019t have a car, and if I did, I certainly wouldn\u2019t have a story about it, let alone photos [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, February 13th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Seems that is all the traffic I get. Ever. Horny ol\u2019 pervies lookin\u2019 for stuff I don\u2019t have. Looks like my blog has been fucking all day<\/p>\n<p>oh no\u2026my computer is hakking. Could it be a hairball? Damn. I knew someday this would get me into trouble. I was trying to say HOCK a [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, February 27th, 2001 disgusting burns photos are not something you\u2019ll find here. I do however have an entry dedicated entirely to my hand surgery in December of \u201899. I guess I\u2019m a melrose place girl. she vacuums the car pics. Actually I don\u2019t have a car, and if I did, I certainly wouldn\u2019t have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=369\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb February&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}