{"id":373,"date":"2012-01-04T08:07:50","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=373"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:07:50","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:07:50","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2000-february","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2000 \u00bb February"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Thursday, February 10th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Know what\u2019s wonderful? unit inspections are tomorrow and my landlord w\/be here checking things out while I\u2019m at work. My apartment is a dump. there are letters and pieces of junk mail and bank statements and literature all over my dining room table, laundry that needs to be ironed in a pile on the floor [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, February 7th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Why do I even bother to shower when I get stuck two days in a row working in the basement doing package receiving? my nails are filthy and my skin feels nasty, that gritty feel you get from working in a dirty basement. not like the dirty you get from gardening or yard work. that\u2019s [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, February 5th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I wake up at about ten today to find that my body aches and my head hurts. I was good all week! what did I do to deserve such pain? and on a Saturday!!!?? Such an unkind reward, since I\u2019m always looking forward to this day of the week. After some breakfast and coffee [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, February 1st, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Today I made $20.00 without barely batting an eyelash.<br \/>\nI owed someone $10.00 from this weekend and had no cash on me, so last night I went to the mini mart on my walk home from the bus to get some cash out of the ATM. I forgot to get change for the bus the next [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, February 10th, 2000 Know what\u2019s wonderful? unit inspections are tomorrow and my landlord w\/be here checking things out while I\u2019m at work. My apartment is a dump. there are letters and pieces of junk mail and bank statements and literature all over my dining room table, laundry that needs to be ironed in a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=373\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2000 \u00bb February&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}