{"id":386,"date":"2012-01-04T08:11:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:11:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:11:40","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2001-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb August"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, August 14th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve noticed lately you aren\u2019t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.\u201d WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me about it\u2026use the Comment box below.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got to [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Sunday, August 5th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>These are actual days posted for the month of August, I saw them on the Bluemountain.com greeting card site. Weird. 08 Sneak Zucchini Day huh? 10 The King Week 11 Son\u2019s &amp; Daughter\u2019s Day 12 Truck Drivers\u2019 Week hey, wait\u2013isn\u2019t it alredy The King Week? 13 Left-hander\u2019s Day How come they only get one day? 15 Raksha Bandhan<\/p>\n<p>18 Bad Poetry [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, August 14th, 2001 I\u2019ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve noticed lately you aren\u2019t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.\u201d WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=386\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb August&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}