{"id":388,"date":"2012-01-04T08:11:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:11:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:11:52","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2002-november","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb November"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, November 26th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Baby! Okay, I know this is like, a week late, but here goes: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT<\/p>\n<p>What happens after you leave the kids at daycare:<\/p>\n<p>Okay. Got that out of my system. I\u2019m over at the work force center on my lunch break, looking for a job, albeit not looking very hard. Uff da!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve just entered the SXSW Design competition [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, November 5th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Tuesday. Election day. Whoop-dee-frickin\u2019 doo.<br \/>\nNow I know why I pay nearly four bucks to have Caribou give me my coffee in the morning. I just made a huge mess in the breakroom at work this morning, trying to make a pot of my own. I hate waiting for the whole pot to brew [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, November 5th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Monday started just like any other, up early in the morning, off to work, busted ass all day and yada yada. Only this time I found myself in a state of clarity about my life. I know for a fact I do not want it to remain the way it is, which is [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, November 26th, 2002 Baby! Okay, I know this is like, a week late, but here goes: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT What happens after you leave the kids at daycare: Okay. Got that out of my system. I\u2019m over at the work force center on my lunch break, looking for a job, albeit not looking very &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=388\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb November&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}