{"id":393,"date":"2012-01-04T08:12:24","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:12:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:12:24","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2000-may","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2000 \u00bb May"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Friday, May 26th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Happiness is ___________. (fill in the blank here)<br \/>\nSometimes I wonder about people\u2026 Just something I\u2019ve been thinking about for awhile, that\u2019s all. Do you find yourself wondering the same thing? I mean, we\u2019re all here for one thing and that is to live and prosper and be happy, right? But I have DAYS, you [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, May 22nd, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Now I look back and I see that it\u2019s been two years and too long. I\u2019ve been saying these things to myself for awhile now but last Thursday I had resolved that no matter what (well, almost) I would get a different job. I\u2019ve had only two interviews and have been to three temporary work [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Tuesday, May 16th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>Although there is so much bad stuff going on with people in my life I do feel a bit guilty about coming home and just chillin\u2019.<br \/>\nI\u2019m gonna unload Thursday night on ya \u2019cause after my update I went and watched ER, even though I hardly ever watch that show, I just did. It had me [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Saturday, May 13th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The Y2K scare is only a distant memory now. The future never looked brighter. But wait\u2026 If you have not yet taken the proper precautions you may still find yourself waking up one morning to a computer disaster of apocalyptic proportions. Evil Conspiracy Theory<\/p>\n<p>Did you ever consider that the same people who made all that [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Thursday, May 11th, 2000<\/small><\/p>\n<p>The night I went to dinner with my friend after work, I get off around five and she had some stuff to finish up and was staying at her job until six so that left me with an hour to kill downtown.<br \/>\nI figured I\u2019d run quick to the library since I already had two books [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday, May 26th, 2000 Happiness is ___________. (fill in the blank here) Sometimes I wonder about people\u2026 Just something I\u2019ve been thinking about for awhile, that\u2019s all. Do you find yourself wondering the same thing? I mean, we\u2019re all here for one thing and that is to live and prosper and be happy, right? But &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=393\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2000 \u00bb May&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}