Sunday, February 27th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin\u2019 right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it\u2019s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.
\nSweats? Yes. I don\u2019t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. […]<\/p>\n
Sunday, February 6th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
Ladies and gentlemen. May I present\u2026 The \u201cI\u2019m f*cking freezing\u201d tee. As worn by J-Lo, apparently, according to these yahoos. Indeed. Then put on a f*ckingsweatshirt. You f*cking moron.<\/p>\n
Perhaps I\u2019m missing the joke or some sort of clever youthful irony here, but may I ask\u2013why a TEE? It would make perfect sense to place such a classy saying […]<\/p>\n
Friday, February 4th, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
It\u2019s a great concept. Can\u2019t sleep? Put this shit on. Guaranteed to have you sawing logs in a matter of 1.5 videos. Case in point: \u2018Let me Go\u2019 by Three Doors Down Great band, great song. Shitty video. \u201cLet me Go\u201d Indeed. Let Me Go Find Who Directed this Fucked Up Video!<\/p>\n
Three […]<\/p>\n
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005<\/small><\/p>\n
The TV Snob wants to know: What\u2019s Desperate Housewives\u2019s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It\u2019s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.
\nEva Longoria – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunday, February 27th, 2005 The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin\u2019 right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it\u2019s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats. Sweats? Yes. I don\u2019t do parties because people would kick … <\/p>\n