{"id":405,"date":"2012-01-04T08:14:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=405"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:14:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:14:18","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2001-october","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb October"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Thursday, October 11th, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>My Aussie friend Kath sent this to me\u2026enjoy<br \/>\n1.) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat\u2019s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001<\/small><\/p>\n<p>This morning I lie dreaming that I held a studly and well-ripped superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang. It was 7:45. It was a bill collector. I couldn\u2019t go back to sleep. Bitch.<\/p>\n<p>When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, October 11th, 2001 My Aussie friend Kath sent this to me\u2026enjoy 1.) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat\u2019s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=405\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2001 \u00bb October&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}