{"id":414,"date":"2012-01-04T08:16:14","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=414"},"modified":"2012-01-04T08:16:14","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T08:16:14","slug":"kiss-my-sass-2002-december","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb December"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Tuesday, December 31st, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>OMG. This is big. you know that moment of clarity that Jerry Maguire had in his hotel room at that convention, just before he typed up that big important essay? Well I had one of those last night. It\u2019s big. Really big. You\u2019ll know more soon.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, have a safe, happy new year and [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, December 23rd, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t believe it. Today\u2019s Christmas Eve.\u00a0 And I have to work. I spent more than a few years in the corporate world, paying my dues and having this day off was something I\u2019d gotten very used to.\u00a0 Call me spoiled, if you want, I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, I got up at 5:30 a.m. I left the [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, December 9th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>In light of my recent suckage and lack of things to publish, I\u2019ve gathered some info from my news sources, a crack team of reporters (or a team of reporters on crack, whichever you prefer). Enjoy. Top 10 Movie Quotes Of All Time &#8211; (According to The Guinness Book of Film) 1. \u201c\u2026Bond. James Bond.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>2. \u201cOf all [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p><small>Monday, December 9th, 2002<\/small><\/p>\n<p>I am so behind. My behind is even behind. I\u2019ve been up to just about nothing. All the while, the rest of the world is draping tinsle garland on everything that stands still, with songs in their hearts and Holiday cheer on their brains.<br \/>\nI\u2019m almost never online. I remain jobless and have been living [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 OMG. This is big. you know that moment of clarity that Jerry Maguire had in his hotel room at that convention, just before he typed up that big important essay? Well I had one of those last night. It\u2019s big. Really big. You\u2019ll know more soon. In the meantime, have a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=414\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb 2002 \u00bb December&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}