{"id":419,"date":"2012-01-06T16:14:03","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T16:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=419"},"modified":"2012-01-06T16:14:03","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T16:14:03","slug":"kiss-my-sass-recurring-themes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Recurring Themes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Best of<br \/><\/strong> Stuff that\u2019s more thought-provoking, entertaining, or laugh-out-loud funny, than anything else in my blog. Or so I think. You decide.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Another Saturday Night and I Ain\u2019t Got Nobody<\/strong> On where I\u2019d whine about being a singleton and feel all alone. \u201cHow depressing,\u201d you say! Don\u2019t worry, these bouts usually don\u2019t last long. Besides, it usually was more a case of horniness rather than loneliness<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Remember When<\/strong> Bygone days of childhood and teen years. Back to times of wonderment. The tender ages. Fun, silly stuff.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>The State of the Union<\/strong> On where I pretend I\u2019m CNN, only it\u2019s more like the O\u2019Reilly Factor. No bloviating allowed. That\u2019s my job.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Work, work, and more work<\/strong> It\u2019s what\u2019ll kill us eventually, so why not devote most of our lives to it? \u201cAll the live-long day! Just to pass the time awaaay!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Men &amp; other foolish things<\/strong> All my exes are banished to Texas. Well, not really. But no one has my heart right now. These posts are about the men that did capture it, or tried to, once.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dating Again, or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad<\/strong> In which I go from loneliness to busy-ness in no time flat, entries ripe with lust, laughter and being left out in the cold.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Houston, we have a problem<\/li>\n<li>One of those days&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holiday Hell<\/strong> Family Thanksgivings \u2019round the table, 4th of July frolics in the outdoors, whatever. Merriment or misery, it\u2019s recalled here. The important thing is the meaning behind the OCCASION, not the fact that we\u2019re out of liquor, or that at Christmas, nobody bought you anything that fits your fat ass, right?<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>I Enjoy Being a Girl<\/strong> Who needs enemies, when you\u2019ve got friends like Mother Nature? We have boobs, but curse the day the bra was invented\u2026sporting a girlish figure and then watching it all go to hell after consuming too many Wavy Lays (who can eat just one?)\u2026plus bleeding like a stuck pig and turning into a psycho bitch-freak for 7 days a month. Not! Ugh. I\u2019m bloated. Get the fuck away from me. And other assorted womanly wonders.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Single Life<\/strong> My new fascination with success and running things my way including my own business keeps me from wanting much else. Besides, rolling in the hay isn\u2019t all it\u2019s cracked up to be, anymore.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My Weekend as a Domestic Goddess<\/li>\n<li>I met the screamer tonight<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>World Wide Wack<\/strong> If you build it, will they come? They built it. I came. I wrote about it. And left. In some cases I go back, others I wished I hadn\u2019t seen it the first time.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hollywood Hotties, Heroes &amp; Has-beens<\/strong> When it comes to media coverage of celebrities and their lifestyles &amp; gossip, politics, etc., I\u2019m all over it. it\u2019s like a car accident, I can\u2019t help but watch. I\u2019m sure it\u2019s an obsession, though I could give like, 2 shits about these people. I\u2019m not a fan.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hence the name, \u201cidiot box\u201d<\/strong> People think I\u2019m snobby about TV, including my sister and mom. And I am. For the most part. If there is stuff on TV that is annoying or horrible, you can be sure that I\u2019ve written about it. Which is way more fun than watching the TV. I\u2019ve even complained about shows I haven\u2019t seen, because\u2013as a TV snob\u2013That\u2019s how I roll.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Out of sheer boredom<\/strong> Stuff I wrote instead of picking my nose. Perhaps I might have been better off doing the latter.<\/p>\n<p>[Read all posts in this category]<\/p>\n<p><strong>All Your Stupid Searches Are Belong To Us<br \/><\/strong> Random people go to Google, type in dirty words and then add the plus \u2018+\u2019 sign to a word\u2013anything really, \u2018pics\u2019, \u2018Sinead O\u2019Connor\u2019, \u2018ice cream\u2019, \u2018vacuum cleaner\u2019\u2013then wind up here. 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