{"id":49,"date":"2006-06-26T11:35:57","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2006-06-26T11:35:57","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:35:57","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Optimistic, aren\u2019t we?<\/b><br \/>\nYes, I know I\u2019ve been absent for some time now\u2026don\u2019t you beat me up about it. Last night I was watching this show called \u201cDog Eat Dog\u201d. The panel of contestants consists of fit, attractive, young people, all sucking in their cheeks and smiling teethy smarmy looks at the camera when it pans over them. I was thinking for sure that these fine human specimens would have spent their young lives so into their appearances that they didn\u2019t pay attention in school, and would therefore skip answering the questions and go onto the physical challenge. I was right! One mook, with his unfettered boyish charm and glistening 6-pack abdomens, got right up and got strapped to a treadmill\u2013whereupon answering a question incorrectly\u2013he would have to endure the increase of treadmill\u2019s speed. I thought for sure that he\u2019d be running like a banshee in no time, sweat flinging everywhere from off his incredible body. I was soooo wrong. He got 7 out of 10.<\/p>\n<p>I was disgusted enough to change the channel. I hate it when people have braun AND brains.<\/p>\n<p>This Memorial Day weekend I went to a huge flea market\/trader market. Basically, it was me and my friend, and her sister and mom. We drove out to Elko which took us under an hour and then we spent about 4 hours walking around looking at people\u2019s junk. I spent like, all my money. I did, however, find some really cute stuff for around our little apartment.<\/p>\n<p>I just noticed the time. Gotta jump in the shower and go to work.<\/p>\n<p>Later<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Optimistic, aren\u2019t we? Yes, I know I\u2019ve been absent for some time now\u2026don\u2019t you beat me up about it. Last night I was watching this show called \u201cDog Eat Dog\u201d. The panel of contestants consists of fit, attractive, young people, all sucking in their cheeks and smiling teethy smarmy looks at the camera when it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=49\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}