This morning I awake as normal, hitting the snooze alarm for the very last time. I turn over onto my side, blinking and yawning. As I begin to stretch my arms I notice something on my arm\u2026.EWWW! A bug! Nope. Not a bug. Some kind of black mark or stain\u2026what the\u2026?<\/p>\n
Oh christ on a cracker.<\/p>\n
My groom has inked a flaming heart with his name underneath, onto my bicep, in lovely, semi-permanent black pen ink.<\/p>\n
Silly fucker. I can\u2019t fall asleep on the couch safely anymore.<\/p>\n
Oi vey. I gotta get him something to do.<\/p>\n
His days off work are Wednesdays and Thursdays, so meanwhile I bust my hump all damned day and usually he does next to nothing while I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n
Tonight I come home to find him near comatose, lying in a heap on the couch (I give him points today though, as he is fully dressed and appears to have bathed).<\/p>\n
I sit down next to him and look at him wearily. After complaining to him about his not-so-clever attempt at a phony tattoo, he laughs heartily and nuzzles my neck, then looks up with his puppy dog \u201cwill you forgive me?\u201d pout. Before I can even acknowledge this look, he turns to me with a smirk on his face and says, \u201cSo are you gonna make some spaghetti or gimme a blowjob?\u201d<\/p>\n
Well I never! I could only laugh at his silly ass, \u2019cause he knows better. In fact he raised a hand protectively near his face \u2019cause he KNEW he was cruisin\u2019 for a bruisin\u2019!<\/p>\n
I love my hunny bunny.<\/p>\n
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This morning I awake as normal, hitting the snooze alarm for the very last time. I turn over onto my side, blinking and yawning. As I begin to stretch my arms I notice something on my arm\u2026.EWWW! A bug! Nope. Not a bug. Some kind of black mark or stain\u2026what the\u2026? Oh christ on a … <\/p>\n