{"id":55,"date":"2006-06-26T11:37:15","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=55"},"modified":"2006-06-26T11:37:15","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:37:15","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It\u2019s A Scary Thing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For those of you wanting to be clever at Halloween but out of ideas, here is a Martha Stewart mask that you can print and cut out, courtesy of Forbes magazine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did I do thaaat??<\/strong><br \/>\nOh Urkel\u2026you and every other nerd have been trying to get into my pants since Junior High. When will Johnny Depp or Ed Burns ever wanna take a stab? Wake me then!<\/p>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s A Scary Thing For those of you wanting to be clever at Halloween but out of ideas, here is a Martha Stewart mask that you can print and cut out, courtesy of Forbes magazine. Did I do thaaat?? Oh Urkel\u2026you and every other nerd have been trying to get into my pants since Junior &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=55\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}