{"id":60,"date":"2006-06-26T11:38:21","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2006-06-26T11:38:21","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T11:38:21","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-weird-searches-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Weird Searches of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has two penises<br \/>\nNo, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being that I\u2019m an anatomically full fledged female. But there\u2019s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does.<\/p>\n<p>+divorcing crack addict<br \/>\nThere are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael Jackson\u2019s marriage to a crack-addicted Macauley Culkin but apparently someone was looking for advice on how to <em>divorce<\/em> a crack addict though. I\u2019m guessing it would be easy. Why doncha just take away Tyrone\u2019s crack? Done like dinner.<\/p>\n<p>annette benning academy<br \/>\nThe Annette Benning Academy of Acting: We teach you how to get nominated for Oscars and<br \/>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<p><small>This entry was posted on Sunday, November 6th, 2005 at 1:40 am and is filed under<\/small><\/p>\n<p>All Your Stupid Searches Are Belong To Us, World Wide Wack. You can follow responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your site.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are closed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has two penises No, I don\u2019t. I have none, actually, being that I\u2019m an anatomically full fledged female. But there\u2019s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does. +divorcing crack addict There are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=60\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Weird Searches of the Week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}