{"id":70,"date":"2006-06-26T13:31:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=70"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:31:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:31:11","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-if-you-like-cases-of-corona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb If you like cases of Corona\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u2026and getting caught in dusty apartments with rock bands<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Last night I had a very strange dream. I was sitting in a cramped, slightly run down second floor apartment somewhere and was having a conversation with Matchbox 20\u2019s Rob Thomas. Weird. turns out it was his place. Who knows when THIS was, I\u2019m sure, some kind of joke. I really could not imagine this. I was hanging around and the band was hanging around and could see me and we were having some discussion. This particular nite I had been asked to come over and so I did. One of the band members had come over later than the rest and he was really bummy looking. I could not identify him, for some reason his likeness was blurry. He had asked Rob if he knew where the fuck his case of Corona went, \u2019cause apparently he had left it there previously. no one said anything. Then I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>Care to analyze that one ???<\/p>\n<p>By the way, since I didn\u2019t know what the hell I was doing, I accidentally deleted my entry for Monday, so I located it in the archives. Unfortunately, this throws off my archives flow. Oh well. Thanks for being human and understanding.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026and getting caught in dusty apartments with rock bands\u00a0\u00a0 Last night I had a very strange dream. I was sitting in a cramped, slightly run down second floor apartment somewhere and was having a conversation with Matchbox 20\u2019s Rob Thomas. Weird. turns out it was his place. Who knows when THIS was, I\u2019m sure, some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=70\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb If you like cases of Corona\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}