{"id":71,"date":"2006-06-26T13:31:23","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:31:23","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:31:23","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-more-goofy-searches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb More goofy searches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>#@$shot planet<\/strong><br \/>\nUm. I almost had no comment for this one but I\u2019m tempted to guess whether this is a new restaurant or something? *sports confused look*<\/p>\n<p>O.K. The next one has got to be THE contender for the top weirdest search result that leads to this site:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shatner and Who Let the Dogs Out<\/strong><strong><br \/><\/strong>makes me wonder just what this person was really looking for. Did they suppose that Cap\u2019n Kirk was going to be trying on a more \u2018hip\u2019 song for his lame-ass Priceline spokesperson spots? Or were they just too lazy to do two separate searches for each? Plus, who would really CARE to read anything about either topic?! It just shows you that there\u2019s no accounting for taste.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of indigestion\u2026<br \/><\/strong>Every once in a while, I get some really strange e-mails in my inbox, but this one takes the cake. Not only has someone apparently has mistaken me for someone called Tia, WRONG! \u2026but he or she thinks I\u2019ve got some sort of hankering for transsexuals\/hermaphrodites\/whatever you want to call this THING., to boot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LEGO RAVE!<br \/><\/strong>your parents DON\u2019T put it together for you. Link courtesy of slimgirl, who rocks, hard. Hooks me up with free stuff, too. Go visit her page and bask in its glory. Don\u2019t get too comfy with the design, however\u2026she likes to switch it up. Alot. Go Susie!<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pooh pooh on Worky Jerky &#8211; 2005<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#@$shot planet Um. I almost had no comment for this one but I\u2019m tempted to guess whether this is a new restaurant or something? *sports confused look* O.K. The next one has got to be THE contender for the top weirdest search result that leads to this site: Shatner and Who Let the Dogs Outmakes &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=71\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb More goofy searches&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}