{"id":80,"date":"2006-06-26T13:33:44","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:33:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:33:44","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha.<br \/>\nAlthough I was perfectly annoyed at the time, I can\u2019t help but laugh recalling it now. Yesterday we\u2019re in the car, my honey &amp; me, driving to God knows where for the millionth time and a song comes on the radio.<\/p>\n<p><b>him:<\/b> \u201cIs this Jewel?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>me:<\/b> \u201cNo, it\u2019s Sarah McLachlan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>him:<\/b> \u201cOh. She\u2019s hot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>~pause~<\/p>\n<p><b>him:<\/b> \u201cI used to yank off to her.\u201d [insert sheepish grin here]<\/p>\n<p><b>me:<\/b> (rolling my eyes at the thought\u2013he DOES say shit like this all the time\u2014even said it about that hot-tempered redhead Latina Judge on TV. Ah, well, boys will be boys. Hmm\u2026see if I can change the subject\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><b>me:<\/b> (hastily), \u201cI have her last CD. This song\u2019s on it. I like it.\u201d<br \/>\n<i>\u201cUgh,\u201d<\/i> I think to myself, <i>\u201c\u2026that\u2019s not going to work. I can feel it.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>him:<\/b> \u201cDoes it have a picture of her on it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>me:<\/b> \u201cYeah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>~pause~<\/p>\n<p><b>him:<\/b> \u201cCan I borrow it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>me:<\/b> (grunting), \u201cNO.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[insert soft chuckling on his side of the car here]<\/p>\n<p>Men. Can\u2019t live with \u2018em, can\u2019t kill \u2018em. Gotta love \u2018em. Simple creatures that they are.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pooh pooh on Worky Jerky &#8211; 2005<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha. Although I was perfectly annoyed at the time, I can\u2019t help but laugh recalling it now. Yesterday we\u2019re in the car, my honey &amp; me, driving to God knows where for the millionth time and a song comes on the radio. him: \u201cIs this Jewel?\u201d me: \u201cNo, it\u2019s Sarah McLachlan.\u201d him: \u201cOh. She\u2019s hot.\u201d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=80\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}