{"id":81,"date":"2006-06-26T13:34:04","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:34:04","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:34:04","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been up to a whole lotta nothin\u2019. Christmas. Then New Year\u2019s. James and I spent it at my mom\u2019s, drinking and snacking and playing the Planet Hollywood home game, Taboo, and Celebrity Taboo. Got a kiss at midnight. Drank crappy fake champagne.<\/p>\n<p>Last week we celebrated his 27th birthday at his parents house and had dinner. Twas a jolly time had by all. Had mom and dad over for dinner Sunday (it\u2019s their 28th anniversary on the 9th) and the 13th was our 6th month anniversary.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend we rented <i>Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas<\/i> and <i>Office Space<\/i> on DVD, neither of which I\u2019d seen before. I\u2019m sure Hunter S. Thompson\u2019s \u2018Gonzo\u2019 journalism is all just fine and dandy, and I loved Johnny Depp and Benicio DelToro, I must say I had to squelch the urge to shudder at the gross display of psychotic behavior and excessive drug use in the film. <i>Office Space<\/i> was very funny. Especially where the nerdy office guys are destroying the fax machine out in the middle of the field and there\u2019s gangsta rap playing during the scene. Very clever.<\/p>\n<p>Got a call from a friend outstate, been awhile since we talked. She and her hubby are off to Vegas next month, we\u2019re invited. Fat chance. I can\u2019t even afford to look at commercials on TV.<\/p>\n<p>Still jobless. Going hungry. I\u2019ve got my Sharpie pen ready to draw out sections on the couch to cut up and cook for dinner. Aside from that, not much else to write home about.<\/p>\n<p>All\u2019s just peachy.<\/p>\n<p>Right. Wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>More to come. Betcha can\u2019t stand the suspense. What??!! Bite me. I know, I know. I said it, you didn\u2019t. Fuckin\u2019 A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been up to a whole lotta nothin\u2019. Christmas. Then New Year\u2019s. James and I spent it at my mom\u2019s, drinking and snacking and playing the Planet Hollywood home game, Taboo, and Celebrity Taboo. Got a kiss at midnight. Drank crappy fake champagne. Last week we celebrated his 27th birthday at his parents house and had &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=81\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}