In light of my recent suckage and lack of things to publish, I\u2019ve gathered some info from my news sources, a crack team of reporters (or a team of reporters on crack, whichever you prefer). Enjoy.<\/p>\n
Top 10 Movie Quotes Of All Time –<\/b>
\n(According to The Guinness Book of Film)<\/p>\n
1. \u201c\u2026Bond. James Bond.\u201d<\/p>\n
2. \u201cOf all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.\u201d<\/p>\n
3. \u201cWell, it\u2019s not the men in your life that counts, it\u2019s the life in your men.\u201d<\/p>\n
4. \u201cI\u2019ll be back.\u201d<\/p>\n
5. \u201cWould you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?\u201d<\/p>\n
6. \u201cLife is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you\u2019re gonna get.\u201d<\/p>\n
7. \u201cI could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I\u2019d rather dance with the cows when you came home.\u201d<\/p>\n
8. \u201cFrankly, my dear. I don\u2019t give a damn.\u201d<\/p>\n
9. \u201cYou talkin\u2019 to me?\u201d<\/p>\n
10. \u201cGimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side\u2026and don\u2019t be stingy, baby.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dumb newsperson quote of the day:<\/p>\n
Matt Lauer on NBC\u2019s Today<\/u><\/i> show, August 22:<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cResearchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as is marijuana\u2026 The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can\u2019t remember what they are.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n
Thanks Matt, why don\u2019t you have those guys get back to us, when the \u2018munchies\u2019 pass. And for Chrissakes, tell them to lay off the Easy-Cheese! That\u2019s for my Christmas party.<\/p>\n
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In light of my recent suckage and lack of things to publish, I\u2019ve gathered some info from my news sources, a crack team of reporters (or a team of reporters on crack, whichever you prefer). Enjoy. Top 10 Movie Quotes Of All Time – (According to The Guinness Book of Film) 1. \u201c\u2026Bond. James Bond.\u201d … <\/p>\n