{"id":93,"date":"2006-06-26T13:36:39","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:36:39","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:36:39","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-cant-stay-away-from-the-tv-tonite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Can\u2019t stay away from the TV tonite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching as Ohio is now the Florida of 2000, the heavy battle state for the Presidential candidates.<\/p>\n<p>Got a lil boring, I\u2019ll admit. ~yAWn~ Might just turn in, surely we won\u2019t have complete returns tonight.<\/p>\n<p>But then, out of nowhere\u2026blue flashing lights in my apt window. A look down below reveals A real life COPS episode\u2026hahah whatta treat. Woman got pulled over for a traffic violation. Cops search her car and find meth. Yelling, crying ensues, miranda is read, silly chick is hauled off, her car towed. Better than the stupid TV any day. I\u2019m terrible, I know <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_biggrin.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching as Ohio is now the Florida of 2000, the heavy battle state for the Presidential candidates. Got a lil boring, I\u2019ll admit. ~yAWn~ Might just turn in, surely we won\u2019t have complete returns tonight. But then, out of nowhere\u2026blue flashing lights in my apt window. A look down below reveals A real life COPS &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=93\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Can\u2019t stay away from the TV tonite&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}