{"id":95,"date":"2006-06-26T13:37:06","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:37:06","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:06","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-my-desperate-housewives-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb My Desperate Housewives Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"

The TV Snob wants to know: What\u2019s Desperate Housewives<\/i>\u2019s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It\u2019s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place<\/em> was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later<\/em> because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.<\/p>\n


\nEva Longoria – Whores who sleep with thegardener never looked this good.<\/small><\/p>\n

Or this whorish.<\/small><\/p>\n

I was sort of surprised to see this show got so much attention at the Golden Globes. Then again, once I thought about it, I figured out why it shouldn\u2019t surprise us:<\/p>\n

I personally think the show is just a bunch of skinny, goofy, harebrained, spade-faced, psychotic horndogs anyway, all of whom practically had no career (or were on the brink of such) just before some fiendishly clever producer at ABC came up with this (hey, he probably JUST got hired in the last year).<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Teri Hatcher – Or is it Hatchet Face?<\/p>\n

OK that was pretty mean, eh? But how else can you explain it? Oh, wait. Network TV is pretty bad overall, but isn\u2019t the show on right opposite CSI or Law & Order or some other very popular show?<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll admit\u2026when the show first aired, I was right in line with everyone else to watch the first couple episodes, but now it\u2019s just psycho naked adventures with some soap-opera-ish story lines put in here and there.<\/p>\n


\nNicollete Sheridan – Sad divorcee who
\ngot really old looking, really quick.<\/small><\/p>\n

This still doesn\u2019t explain how one small TV show on the ALL BORING CHANNEL (ABC) could bring on such ratings and *gasp* even award nominations. So what\u2019s the answer? Sex. To quote my feminazi sisters, because it\u2019s still pretty much a MAN\u2019s WORLD when it comes to entertainment. This is not the WE Network or Lifetime Television. This is free TV. And who watches plenny o\u2019 free TV?<\/p>\n

Men.<\/p>\n

Listen\u2026we ALL know that MEN are the ones that fondle the remote more than we do. It\u2019s because they\u2019re such channel surfing freaks that if you let the remote sit still for one minute they get antsy and wanna know what else is on. Let him have the damn thing, and go in the other room! We\u2019d rather relinquish the remote control to them than have to endure one more minute of their flipping and clicking. Flipping and clicking. They go through channels at such an amazing breakneck speed that you come out of the other room to see what\u2019s going on because the entire east wing of your home is flickering like a fucking disco.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

She gives Black & Decker can
\nopeners a run for their money!<\/small><\/p>\n

Thusly, men are the way more likely to watch such crap. It\u2019s amazing to see them stop because, wait! There\u2019s Eva Longoria in a sex scene and there\u2019s her tits, only you can\u2019t see all of them but nearly the whole boob (*gasp* just like Janet Jackson last winter!) and men come to screeching halts and the mere notion of sex in any form, but especially in such a visual and electric presentation, with no possibility of humans interfacing.<\/p>\n

I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The TV Snob wants to know: What\u2019s Desperate Housewives\u2019s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It\u2019s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences. Eva Longoria … <\/p>\n

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