{"id":96,"date":"2006-06-26T13:37:29","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:37:29","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:29","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-the-hazardous-gourmet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb The Hazardous Gourmet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I joined a group of my fellow Jaycee\u2019s club members, for an evening of Christmas cookie-baking and drinks at the home of another member. I didn\u2019t have any dinner before I went and of course I got a bit tipsy after having downed a Tom &amp; Jerry and at least 2 mugs of hot buttered rum. Yummmmm <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_razz.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I ate a few cookies, as we were all allowed to eat the ones we screwed up. Thankfully I didn\u2019t screw up too many, because when I got home my sugar high was plenty to keep me tearing through the place doing stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Since all I consumed was alcohol and sugar during the course of the evening, I figured I\u2019d better eat something more substantial like soup or something. So I was making some rice with hamburger in it. Naturally, fresh ground pepper is a great seasoning for such a dish, so as I grab the pepper container I notice the shaker top has very large holes in it. I decide that, instead of just shaking it on\u2013thereby possibly causing a pepper overload\u2013I wanted to be careful and just pour some into my palm of my hand and then add a pinch of it to the dish. So after I do that, I have this layer of dusty pepper residue in my palm. Well I knew from past cooking experiences, that when I have something dusty in my hands like flour or breadcrumbs and then dump it out, there\u2019s still this fine residue left and to get the excess off I usually just briskly rub my palms together and kind of clap it off. I did that, and was good to go.<\/p>\n<p>I had eaten my dinner, and then I went into the other room to sit down to check my email. A little while later, I decided to rub the corner of my eye because it felt a bit gritty after a long day. BAD MOVE! I had to run to the kitchen and flush my entire eye out with a glass of water, like they have you do in science class if you come into contact with something. KIDS! Do not try this at home. It\u2019s pretty dang lethal!<\/p>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Britney spears nude &#8211; 2000<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I joined a group of my fellow Jaycee\u2019s club members, for an evening of Christmas cookie-baking and drinks at the home of another member. I didn\u2019t have any dinner before I went and of course I got a bit tipsy after having downed a Tom &amp; Jerry and at least 2 mugs of hot &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=96\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb The Hazardous Gourmet!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}