{"id":97,"date":"2006-06-26T13:37:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2006-06-26T13:37:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-26T13:37:46","slug":"kiss-my-sass-blog-archive-pimpz-playahs-gimme-a-headacheno-matter-what-kind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Pimpz &#038; Playahs gimme a headache\u2026no matter what KIND"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever checked this site out\u2026. http:\/\/www.tardcore.com\/<\/p>\n<p>I was like WTF?? And there was this chick on there who had linked to her high school seniors pics gallery and I was perusing it and thought, \u201cOK my mom would hella NEVER let me take seniorr pics like that back in the day\u2026cleavage galore!\u201d Some of those pictures were totally gratuitous!<\/p>\n<p>Back when I graduated high school (1991) I had a sweater and turtleneck on in my pics. That is uber ridiculous! My kids never gonna have pics like that for high school. And I don\u2019t care if she\u2019s 18 or not <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kissmysass.org\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" \/> Then I thought\u2026Goshdammit I\u2019m such a prude.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway\u2026Tardcore. What\u2019s it all about?? Teeny boppers? No shanks. It looks like myspace, but without the \u201cpimps and playaz\u201d and bimbos running the joint. Upon further perusal I found I guessed wrong. Yeah right! Looks the same to me. Just more goth and nerdy\u2026pimps and playas who are goth\/nerdy.<\/p>\n<p>Now theres a concept! \u201cWe dont want to be sheep, so let\u2019s all be goth and nerdy pimpz and playaz\u2026\u201d Big diff. Now you all belong to a flock of goth pimpz and nerdy playaz. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>And dont\u2019 git me started on that emo shit. It\u2019s fucking rock and roll. Call it that\u2026albiet WHINY rock and roll\u2026.but still. I can\u2019t understand these kids today. They can\u2019t just have something someone else has\u2026it has to have their own stupid stamp on it. I guess because I\u2019m over 30 I ve decided to be a grownup and anyone younger than me makes no sense to me. Well I don\u2019t care. I just want whats in their wallets. I\u2019m old and set in my ways. And broke. But enterprising!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhen I was a tyke we trudged through 30 feet of snow, uphill and with snot coming out of our noses, for 43 miles to school every day. And WE LIKED IT THAT WAY\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>-Grouchy old man from SNL ala Dana Carvey<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK I have a headache now, from looking at all these emo people who hate punks and mall people<\/p>\n<p>I gave it another shot. Um\u2026No. I just spent 2 mins surfing the forums at Tardcore.com, and I can safely say I\u2019ll not be partaking in any more of that.<\/p>\n<h3>Same day, different year..<\/h3>\n<p>\nOther posts on this day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever checked this site out\u2026. http:\/\/www.tardcore.com\/ I was like WTF?? And there was this chick on there who had linked to her high school seniors pics gallery and I was perusing it and thought, \u201cOK my mom would hella NEVER let me take seniorr pics like that back in the day\u2026cleavage galore!\u201d Some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/?p=97\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kiss My Sass \u00bb Blog Archive \u00bb Pimpz &#038; Playahs gimme a headache\u2026no matter what KIND&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbijowoods.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}