Kiss My Sass » Family Fun

Saturday, July 22nd, 2000

The weather’s even been pleasant, what with the high temps only in the 70’s everyday. Haven’t been up to anything exciting, of course *gasp* are you shocked?
Last night I babysat for my darling nephew, who still kicks my ass at video games and is increasing his word power every day. I’m impressed, it’s as if […]

Tuesday, July 11th, 2000

I haven’t been up to much lately, just working my 2 jobs and surviving day to day, what with being nearly broke all the time. That’s my own damn fault, though, and I am working on it.
This last weekend was o.k., I went and did some grocery shopping on Saturday and it was SOOOOO HOT […]

Wednesday, July 5th, 2000

Grandma passed on Saturday (July 1st), and on Monday I left to go up north to visit with family and attend services. My mom had been at my grandma’s house for the past month or so, and was taking care of her for awhile, so it was nice visiting with her and everyone else again. […]

Tuesday, May 16th, 2000

Although there is so much bad stuff going on with people in my life I do feel a bit guilty about coming home and just chillin’.
I’m gonna unload Thursday night on ya ’cause after my update I went and watched ER, even though I hardly ever watch that show, I just did. It had me […]

Friday, April 28th, 2000

Back a couple weeks ago, I vowed to be as honest in here as I wanted to be and now is the time and here is the place.
The situation at home with my folks seems a bit better, or quieter, rather, than it has been. I was having a hard time at first dealing with […]

Thursday, April 13th, 2000

When my four year old nephew, Brandon, was a baby just starting to talk, I was always telling him he was goofy. He couldn’t say it right and it was hilarious at the time. He knows how to say it right now but he still says it wrong just for old time’s sake.
Tonight I go […]

Kiss My Sass » Men & other foolish things

Monday, April 22nd, 2002

…of Communication Between Men   Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s master

b. The moment Angelina […]

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001

This morning I lie dreaming that I held a studly and well-ripped superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang. It was 7:45. It was a bill collector. I couldn’t go back to sleep. Bitch.

When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just what was […]

Tuesday, August 14th, 2001

I’ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say “Honey, I’ve noticed lately you aren’t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.” WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me about it…use the Comment box below.

I’ve got to run…housecleaning […]

Kiss My Sass » Remember When

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

While I was surfing the ‘net yesterday I ran into this site, Stuck in The 70’s and I was really enjoying it.  Then I found out the author had actually had imported all the entries from her real life diary that she had kept from 1973-1979.  Pretty cool of her.  It is from when she was 10 […]

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Baseball League Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett has died at 45.
I remember fondly as a young teenager when the Twins first got Kirby on the team.  He made it exciting to watch, with his wall-scaling in the outfield to stop a home run from the other team.  Although he was serious about the sport and “kicked ass […]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

People always ask me where I got the nickname ‘BJ’.
Well, first off, my folks wanted a million kids, their firstborn–they wanted badly–to be a son. My dad, who was an orphan, was named ‘William’ before he got adopted by a foster family. I don’t know why they renamed him but he wound up being called […]

Sunday, April 2nd, 2000

I don’t have too much to tell about my weekend, yesterday I spent a good part of the morning plotting some updates for one of my web projects, but with no content coming in from the client, I am at a standstill.
Then later this morning, I went and did some shopping with my folks and […]

Friday, January 7th, 2000

I love Saturdays, yes I do! Too bad they don’t last too long. Got out of bed late today, because I was up until 3 a.m. editing a site that I maintain for a non-profit organization. I am sooooo bad at javascript. Let me tell you…I’m gonna have to take a course or something. I […]

Monday, January 3rd, 2000

Best way to start a week is by NOT running to the bus stop in such a manner that you slip on the ice and fall right on your hands and knees, to result in scraped and hacked up & bleeding kneecaps and skinned palms and a re-twisted ankle (yes, that’s right…third time’s the charm)
Twisted […]

Kiss My Sass » Technology Eckschmology

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Do you know what happens this week? On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06! That won’t ever happen again for another 1,000 years. You may now return to your normal stuff! More about it here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060404/ap_on_fe_st/numbers_row

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

OK. After my near-disastrous lunch with mom on Saturday I *did* have a good rest of the day on my birthday. 

We went to her house and hung out and she showed me some stuff she learned at her computer class and then she gave me a really pretty homemade card that she made (these things are like […]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

You guys have been asking where I’ve been, if I’m really back, etc. Well I’ve been busy.

I’ve been working for the last 2 months trying to get a new division of my company (B. Woods Design–not new, that’s my company) launched. It’s not a new concept but it is a website in a box thingie…still rough […]

Wednesday, September 12th, 2001

Something people ask every day, I’m sure. But really, who can DEFINE one? I don’t think I can. It used to be that a weblog as defined by Blogger: “A web page made up of usually short, frequently updated posts that are arranged chronologically — like a what’s new page or a journal. The content […]

Monday, October 23rd, 2000

Back off of vacation but feeling a bit windblown and blistered, not to mention anxious and weary at the same time. It’s late so I know I need to go to bed but I am not all that tired. Let’s see if I can post this dang thing correctly.  Manila weblogs.com has gotten me a […]

Kiss My Sass » Politicians Are Funny

Friday, January 27th, 2006

That’s right, I’m calling you out. For those who have been living under a rock these past couple months, Judge Samuel Alito has been under tense hearings to confirm or disapprove him to be on the Supreme Court.

Mr. Senator Friggin John Kerry has the cajones to yodel from the friggin’ tops of the friggin’ Swiss Friggin’ […]

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

OK the title’s not meant to poke fun. NOT AT ALL. I just wanted to grab your attention and just say my 2 cents on this whole thing going down in West Virginia. Now, I don’t watch a lot of TV nor do I pay that much attention to news lately.

If any TV is on, it’s either […]

Monday, December 19th, 2005

I know this is sooo late of me…. but I couldn’t resist chiming in on it.
“Fed up with being endlessly told ‘the American people’ have turned against the war in Iraq, Republicans asked the Democrats to show what they had in their hand and vote on a resolution to withdraw the troops. By a vote […]

Saturday, October 16th, 2004 Sunday, October 10th, 2004

Seen any of the Kerry-Edwards Gear Junk available on the website?
I want one of these…A Gay Military Dog Tag. If that’s not a total oxymoron, I dunno what is. It’s understood that you Feminazis don’t like being grouped in with the GLBTs, so the Kerry-Edwards Gear people offer up a version for you, ’cause […]

Kiss My Sass » Blog Archive » Stop, hey, what’s that sound?

The New York Times published a list of what it bills as the Conservative Top 50 songs …or are they?  I have a hard time believing anything Bob Dylan ever wrote would be… yet one of his works appears in the list.

Dixie Chick Not Sorry Anymore at least she was, at one time.  But not now.  Does Natalie Maines just need to shut up and mind her business?  Either way, it’s too little, too late.  The people that made up their base of fans are no longer interested, for the most part anyway.

Perhaps you will be interested to know more about the connection between politics and music.

Same day, different year..

Other posts on this day:

  • ‘Da Vinci Code’ getting attention no matter what – 2006

Kiss My Sass » Dating Again or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad

Saturday, April 20th, 2002

For those of you who may be considering returning to the single life…Dating – Its Causes and Cures
Dating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. Most dating results from lingering guilt about masturbation. Of course, no one has any religious or ethical guilt about masturbation any more. But people DO […]

Tuesday, September 18th, 2001

As of last Thursday me & my honey have been together for two months. I was so busy I didn’t have time to post this, then. You’re sleeping on my couch and it’s raining outside, as I sit this morning and write this to you.

I don’t really write a lot of letters, so this is kind of awkward.  […]

Kiss My Sass » Celebrity Dreams, or NIGHTMARES?

Friday, September 7th, 2001

I wake up to the storm this morning with a Mazzy Star song in my head. I had a very strange dream. I was doing bookkeeping and clerical work at this office somewhere, I can’t recall the location. There were two other women who worked there, and one man. It seemed like a sort of bank.

The first […]

Sunday, May 27th, 2001

My dreams about random things are getting getting less frequent and less vivid.   That includes the ones I have about famous people. For example, Thursday night I dreamed that Prince died. I was in his hospital room and he was just lying there looking awful. That was about the extent of the dream, so not very exciting.

Last […]

Thursday, October 26th, 2000

…and getting caught in dusty apartments with rock bands  
Last night I had a very strange dream. I was sitting in a cramped, slightly run down second floor apartment somewhere and was having a conversation with Matchbox 20’s Rob Thomas. Weird. turns out it was his place. Who knows when THIS was, I’m sure, some kind […]

Kiss My Sass

OK the title’s not meant to poke fun.

NOT AT ALL.

I just wanted to grab your attention and just say my 2 cents on this whole thing going down in West Virginia.

Now, I don’t watch a lot of TV nor do I pay that much attention to news lately.

If any TV is on, it’s either the local cable music channel stuff or else I switch back and forth between TBS and FOX news and it’s on in the background while I work (from home).

So like I said, I don’t *watch* it. But I do listen a bit here and there.

Last night, I had the TV on almost all night. Who knows why. Every now and again I heard things here and there that perked up my ears.

The first thing that perked up my ears first was Geraldo (aka Jerry Rivers) bawling as his live video feed from WV was being broadcast from the church yard. Everyone was singing hymns and hollering, as the media person at the time was talking to Geraldo and reporting an apparent miracle that these guys had survived. I thought, “Well that’s a relief!” and went pretty much back to work.

About 3 hours later Donna Fiduca comes on the TV and says “What a rollercoaster this has been. [ ]…12 miners are now considered dead and there was only 1 survivor…” or something to that effect.

I did a double-take and thought, “Crikey, that chick’s on crack!”

Because that was all I heard and thought she needs her rest because that is not what everyone else has been reporting for the last 3 hours!

Then it occured to me to pay attention because I heard someone on the scene at the church who was interviewing a WV citizen who was crying and upset and that’s when I knew there was something really wrong.

I felt a twang in my stomach and I was a bit upset to hear all this bad news after having put up with Geraldo’s joyous fit some time earlier, along with all the smiley news reporters grinning and guffawing, the other happy dappy journalists interviewing people left and right. CNN was showing that same stuff too. I thought, “Hey people–give it a rest.”. Wait ’til the press conference.

But there wasn’t one. At least not until 3am. Not good, media people!

About 2 hours or so before the bad news hit the TV stations, I was watching intently on CNN (I do switch back and forth and make up my own mind) where they had split the screen, and in one half, was some sort of industry professional talking and in the other, I saw people yelling at cameras and shooshing them away with their arms waving.

I thought that was *weird*. Hours before, it seemed like everyone left and right at the scene by the church was more than happy to get on camera and have their say. I wondered if it was just people hating on CNN or what.

Now I feel as though that was a foreshadowing to me, that perhaps some of the people were hearing bad news before all the news people gobbled it up and puked it all over the TV.

I don’t know. I just think sometimes, we all need to shut up and pay attention to what’s going on before we shout to the hilltops, and other such nonsense.

The media knows better than that, to wait for the spokesperson or official connected with ACTUAL word on what’s going on. And in my opinion, the governor’s office certainly should have had one of his flunkies rush right over to the church scene and say “WAIT people, we ARE NOT SURE of this information. It’s not been confirmed just yet.”

See, people like to play telephone, and get shit cornfused but good. Some damned fool was probably standing around listening at the rescue scene and not minding his own beeswax, then took “We found them” to mean “They’re alive, and one’s dead…go tell everyone on your Nokia now, you dumb redneck!” Not to offend. I meant that in a funny Jeff Foxworthy tone.

And that’s all she wrote. For now.

Funny about Geraldo’s real name eh? Take such an American Cheese name and spice it up a bit, and viola, Instant Ethnicity!

Sort of like, if Kraft decided to change the name of their popular “Kraft Singles” to ” Rebanadas Queso Americano”.

Hee.

Kiss My Sass

OK the title’s not meant to poke fun.

NOT AT ALL.

I just wanted to grab your attention and just say my 2 cents on this whole thing going down in West Virginia.

Now, I don’t watch a lot of TV nor do I pay that much attention to news lately.

If any TV is on, it’s either the local cable music channel stuff or else I switch back and forth between TBS and FOX news and it’s on in the background while I work (from home).

So like I said, I don’t *watch* it. But I do listen a bit here and there.

Last night, I had the TV on almost all night. Who knows why. Every now and again I heard things here and there that perked up my ears.

The first thing that perked up my ears first was Geraldo (aka Jerry Rivers) bawling as his live video feed from WV was being broadcast from the church yard. Everyone was singing hymns and hollering, as the media person at the time was talking to Geraldo and reporting an apparent miracle that these guys had survived. I thought, “Well that’s a relief!” and went pretty much back to work.

About 3 hours later Donna Fiduca comes on the TV and says “What a rollercoaster this has been. [ ]…12 miners are now considered dead and there was only 1 survivor…” or something to that effect.

I did a double-take and thought, “Crikey, that chick’s on crack!”

Because that was all I heard and thought she needs her rest because that is not what everyone else has been reporting for the last 3 hours!

Then it occured to me to pay attention because I heard someone on the scene at the church who was interviewing a WV citizen who was crying and upset and that’s when I knew there was something really wrong.

I felt a twang in my stomach and I was a bit upset to hear all this bad news after having put up with Geraldo’s joyous fit some time earlier, along with all the smiley news reporters grinning and guffawing, the other happy dappy journalists interviewing people left and right. CNN was showing that same stuff too. I thought, “Hey people–give it a rest.”. Wait ’til the press conference.

But there wasn’t one. At least not until 3am. Not good, media people!

About 2 hours or so before the bad news hit the TV stations, I was watching intently on CNN (I do switch back and forth and make up my own mind) where they had split the screen, and in one half, was some sort of industry professional talking and in the other, I saw people yelling at cameras and shooshing them away with their arms waving.

I thought that was *weird*. Hours before, it seemed like everyone left and right at the scene by the church was more than happy to get on camera and have their say. I wondered if it was just people hating on CNN or what.

Now I feel as though that was a foreshadowing to me, that perhaps some of the people were hearing bad news before all the news people gobbled it up and puked it all over the TV.

I don’t know. I just think sometimes, we all need to shut up and pay attention to what’s going on before we shout to the hilltops, and other such nonsense.

The media knows better than that, to wait for the spokesperson or official connected with ACTUAL word on what’s going on. And in my opinion, the governor’s office certainly should have had one of his flunkies rush right over to the church scene and say “WAIT people, we ARE NOT SURE of this information. It’s not been confirmed just yet.”

See, people like to play telephone, and get shit cornfused but good. Some damned fool was probably standing around listening at the rescue scene and not minding his own beeswax, then took “We found them” to mean “They’re alive, and one’s dead…go tell everyone on your Nokia now, you dumb redneck!” Not to offend. I meant that in a funny Jeff Foxworthy tone.

And that’s all she wrote. For now.

Funny about Geraldo’s real name eh? Take such an American Cheese name and spice it up a bit, and viola, Instant Ethnicity!

Sort of like, if Kraft decided to change the name of their popular “Kraft Singles” to ” Rebanadas Queso Americano”.

Hee.