Monday, April 22nd, 2002
…of Communication Between Men Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s master
b. The moment Angelina […]
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001
This morning I lie dreaming that I held a studly and well-ripped superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang. It was 7:45. It was a bill collector. I couldn’t go back to sleep. Bitch.
When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just what was […]
Tuesday, August 14th, 2001
I’ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say “Honey, I’ve noticed lately you aren’t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.” WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me about it…use the Comment box below.
I’ve got to run…housecleaning […]