Okay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday…sorry I’m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week…
has two penises
No, I don’t. I have none, actually, being that I’m an anatomically full-fledged female. But there’s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does.
+divorcing crack addict
There are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael Jackson’s marriage to a crack-addicted Macauley Culkin but apparently someone was looking for advice on how to divorce a crack addict though. I’m guessing it would be easy. Why doncha just take away Tyrone’s crack? Done like dinner.
annette benning academy
The Annette Benning Academy of Acting: We teach you how to get nominated for Oscars and lose to the same actress twice in 5 years!