Last week my site’s logs showed the following interesting searches:

Sally Fields facelift – Yes, ladies. Thanks to the Sally Fields facelift, you too, can have the glowing, youthful looks of Sybill. They’ll REALLY, REALLY LIKE you!
grammas having sexy – Having sexy what? Shoes? That’s got to be it.
bimbos in the shower – as opposed to… say, dumbos in the shower?