Worked four hours today. Home again, home again, jiggity jog.
As for exercise, I am getting plenty more than usual, with this winter weather. I don’t think people realize that although it’s a kind gesture to shovel the sidewalk, it should be a COMPLETED job. See, when the shoveler hasn’t bothered to clear a path, from the end of the walk to the street, it’s a bit frustrating for those of us pedestrians, to have walked all along the length of it, sometimes a block or two, only to find ourselves trapped in the GOD DAMNED SIDEWALK!! Snowbanks as high as your waist, on all three sides. Giganti-mungus. You could try to plow through one of them, with your legs… Got your ski pants on? Um, no…you’re going to work, not to the slopes! Another thing to try would be to back up, get a running start and try to hurdle the sucker, but that would be a feat that not even an accomplished Olympian would attempt. Ahh, Minnesota winters…
Justin Timberlake – “It’s NOT gonna be ME!”
Awwww…methinks someone is too STRESSED OUT from touring!!! The snotty-nosed punk NSYNC member is getting a lawsuit filed against him by a 15-year old (are you shocked) for (*gasp!*) harassing her! Actually, that is just the word that the young lady used to describe the incident. The charges are false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. My money’s on NSYNC’s lawyers settling it out of court. [full story here -b]
You know you’re trailer trash when…
If you have to go and see this this list to make double sure, then you must be…LOL
Angelfire has the FUNNIEST ’site not found’ error page!
Some examples include:
“The page you are looking for is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes…”
“Some folks can see dead people-can you see dead pages?”
“We sent this page to NASA for testing.”
“It looks like the typing class your cat is taking is not 100% successful.
More goofy searches
(how this works = these people go looking for random stuff and somehow end up at my site. I find them and post them):
weblogs+mature
I guess someone had gotten sick of only finding blogs by teeny-boppers!
this does not come as a surprise to me.
Mars 2112 Restaurant in New York City
Haven’t been there…yet.
New!
What lots of young girls wanted for Christmas this year…
Fatney Spears!
Warp me baby, one more time!
Insecure little 13 year olds need not fret anymore about society’s obsession with body image! Now you too can warp up Britney’s nose, eyes, face, booty, etc., to make her look like a huge lardo-butt, and make yourselves feel better and whatnot! Go to this page to try it out.
Check out the latest in Christmas carols
memorize the lyrics for next year…
Joke of the week
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two
spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy longlegs.” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked.
“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs,”
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped
them flat. “Well. We’re not having THAT sort of shit in OUR garden.”