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Rebecca Blood’s blog turns 3. Well…as of yesterday. Happy belated b-day, Rebecca!

In other news…

It’s the 12th Annual Golden Hairy Ass Awards
You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting “Golden Hairy Ass” awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. The awards came to be as a result of the eXile staff having hairy asses, and some silly soul noted that. The categories this year:

1. Big Swinging Hairy Ass2. Come-From-Behind Hairy Ass3: Hottest Hairless Ass4. Gnarliest Elephantine Ass on a Journalist With No Ethics Award5. Hairiest Shaven Box Atop a Grimy, Beer-Soaked Bar-Top, Getting Fingered By a Nigerian Stripper Award

6. The Vichy France Award

Oh, and uh…my application to write reviews at The Weblog Review has been accepted. Whoopie! So be on your best blog behavior, clean up your links, bake a cake, get washed up for company to come over, and slap a smile on your face, if you don’t do these things, watch out… your site may be my next victim!

Same day, different year..

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