Go, Go, Go to http://www.davidgagne.net Read all about it. I luv it, I luv it, I luv it. want to spread it on a cracker. just like I told him so.
Home for the holiday. Yippee! Oh, but wait. I gotta upgrade my IE to 5.5. God forbid I crash something or my java doesn’t work JUST RIGHT, while on this oh Holy happy one-day hiatus (yes, I have to work Friday, Saturday AND Sunday). I’m hoping to spread myself really thin and have to end up at Workaholics Anonymous meetings, drinking Perrier with a twist and chainsmoking while rubbing elbows with uppitty paralegals slash Girl Scout leaders slash PTA chairs slash soccer moms (and OK, dads too) who engage in brow-beating their kids to overachieve but then they’re at the office 18 hours a day, and have to spend Saturday nights cheating on their spouses and need to be on the golf course on Sunday by noon.
I can’t believe what I’m faced with when I’m done downloading the upgrade and ready to install. It says there is more downloading to do. So I click ‘Next’ and here is what I get:
So then what do I get when I go to look for tech support? Bill’s gay-ass “Oh, hi, I put my pants on one leg at a time, too you know” page. Fuck it.
Going to mom’s house now, for the festivities. Hoo. Rah.
Katie, Matt & Willard are going to be way too perky for me, bright and early tomorrow, ’cause I plan on being hung over with a capital ‘H’….it’s just been THAT kind of week. Week? Ha. It’s not even over yet.
Speaking of drinks…I was trying to find the best place for cocktail and beverage recipes is and when I clicked on this link, this is what I got (screenshot below).
All I could say was whoa, that’s a big fuckin’ search bar, mate.
Well that’s all the fun I could stand! I’m out, for now anyway…
nitey-nite
Same day, different year..
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