You make EVERrrr-thaang
grooooovvvvy
Where did that come from?
*looks around the room*
My life sucks. I need a new one.
Maybe these guys will buy it for me.
Anybody got any offers?
I’ve already checked the junk mail and the classifieds.
I think I just need somebody to love.
*gasp*
Oh NO. did I say that? wtf is wrong with me?
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode, my heart will be guest-starring.
PS: this is utterly, repugnantly, repulsive
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