Idiot Criminal of the Week
A suspected drug dealer must not have had anywhere to stash his crack cocaine and marijuana, authorities said, so he brought it with him to court.
Duron Ford, 19, had a court appearance Monday on drug possession charges. Knowing Ford was due in court, officers approached him in the courthouse to serve a warrant on an unrelated case.
As police closed in on him, Ford reportedly said, “Man, I got the blow on me.”
After 10 police officers corralled Ford in the hallway of the Fayette County courthouse, they found he was carrying about two grams of crack cocaine and some marijuana.
“We would hope that they have enough brain cells to know not to bring illicit drugs into the courthouse,” said Ford’s court-appointed attorney, Jeffrey Witeko.
Ford was in jail after being arraigned on charges of drug possession and resisting arrest.
Idiot Parents of the Week
Chris Winston named his son William, but Hoover might have been a better choice. Little William is only 21 months but he already has an obsession: vacuum cleaners. His dad says William is so obsessed that “some rooms get vacuumed every 12 hours.”
Little William isn’t just stuck on vacuum cleaners, he also likes watching vacuuming videos for hours at a time.
Unfortunately William’s mom erased his prized video: a late-night infomercial for a vacuum cleaner called the Stick Shark.
William’s been throwing a fit ever since, forcing his parents to get a new copy of the Stick Shark infomercial.
Unfortunately, infomercial broadcasts aren’t listed in “TV Guide.”
Now, the Winstons are so desperate, they’re taping vacuuming footage off the QVC channel in hopes of sucking up to their child.
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