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Thursday, June 30th, 2005

This dickhead’s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.
What’s worse, there’s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words […]

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

You should really check out Catch27.com. You could win a PS2 or a Digital Cam or an iPOD. I’m only doing it to win something…it’s full ‘o whores and teeny boppers and assholes named Brad with 47 pieces of metal on his face but hey it’s worth the prize.

Plus I have another blog […]

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

The news surrounding this woman’s disappearance is a painful reminder that we as American adults need to be more involved in children’s lives (yes, they may be 17 & 18 but they are still just kids) and we need to be ‘hip’ to what is going on at all times.
I cannot even believe that (even […]

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

OK this is two days late, I like to post these on Sundays but uh…. I’ve been busy. No more no more no more no more

OK I’m not sure if this person was looking for the lyrics to Ray Charles’ “Hit The Road, Jack” or if the person was just demanding NO MORE! So I’m just […]

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

…and call it the Puppy Blender. Serve up some Dalmation Daquris, have a nice ‘lil happy hour, maybe some bar food like Jalepeno Puppers, make all the waitstaff wear many dogtags as ‘flair’, you get the idea.
This is how many times the name is brought up, just in a given day.

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Oprah Winfrey denied at Hermes, all you can eat buffets

Come see Tom play J-E-O-P-A-R-D=Y!

Tom Cruise is foaming at the mouth…someone shoot him, quick!

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Number of blogs referencing this twit, even though her 15 minutes are up (OK day lee is guilty as sin on this one too).
I know, I already commented on this over at the GOC, but it bears repeating. Only because tonight as I’m flipping through the news stories on TV her bug-eyes come on the […]

Sunday, June 26th, 2005

Is up, over at The Owner’s Manual. Below are the contributors this time around: Conservative Cat: Confused Americans for Truth – Pie a la Liberal Watcher of Weasels looks at The Undiscovered Country. Multiple Mentality reflects on just how expensive Girl Scout Cookies have become ROFASix: Afraid of “more” Democracy in America. The Owner’s Manual presents: Homeopathetic

Pratie Place: People having […]

Sunday, June 26th, 2005

Over at What Would Hollywood Do? beej is sponsering an “Open mic” as it were. Every Thursday, one lucky person will be able to post a blog entry at this blog, and be given access to do so.
If you don’t already know, WWHD is a blog that takes much issue with famous people who have […]

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they’re all true funny stories about people calling the police/911 for stupid reasons. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man A ‘Fowl’ case? You only cut the one you love…

Leave […]

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

I totally stole this from Grouchy Old Cripple this afternoon. Some test to see how observant the average person is…======================================================== Don’t look at mine if you are going to take it, because I included my answers below. Take it at GOC’s. NO LOOKING AROUND ON YOUR DESK… Average person only gets 7 right.

This is based on […]

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

from the Saturday Silly Schtuff Dept. Madfish Willie’s posted a new episode guide, Television Specials for 00’s. Notice the titles with a bit more of a ‘gangsta’ twist, now that Generation Z (or is it Y?) has become so coarsened and rooted in a new and strange urbanized hip hop culture. Thanks a lot, Eminem!

I myself […]

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

OK my most annoying blogs list has entertained & delighted many and seemingly pinched the nerves of a few. However I shall press on happily, blogging about freely as though nothing ever happened… Screw that. I’m going to say a few things…

While I never intended to go and find one of the items on my list […]

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Yes. I had the hots for Mallory Keaton’s little, freckle-faced kid brother ever since he was in Silver Spoons. Gawd, I used to adore him!

Unlike most chicks I went to school with, I was never one of those girls in the class who really got all ‘groupied-out’ and fell head over heels for everyone. You know…David AND […]

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Be the next ‘blog superstar! I have another web site (yes, one of many) which shines the proverbial spotlight on all news which happens to cover stars involved with issues du jor. Or even news about or involving former stars who are now congresspersons/other officials/social hippie scum/political candidates/traitors/etc.

It takes this news, chews it up & then […]