Sunday, December 17th, 2006
Okay, everyone who’s familiar with my blog knows I love write about the funniest and/or oddest website searches that people do which take them to my blog. This month I’m posting some weird searches which happen to have a Christmas flavor to them. Enjoy! elfs gone wild
I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no ‘elfs’ on my blog, […]
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
best escort services in boca raton fl Hey! First off I’m not anywhere NEAR Florida, and secondly, I cannot fathom how Jeeves would confuse Kiss My Sass with escort services in the Pan Handle state! That dirty old man! sass underwear
Well, I never! Ha. I can tell you for certain that my underwear […]
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
Last week my site’s logs showed the following interesting searches:
Sally Fields facelift – Yes, ladies. Thanks to the Sally Fields facelift, you too, can have the glowing, youthful looks of Sybill. They’ll REALLY, REALLY LIKE you! grammas having sexy – Having sexy what? Shoes? That’s got to be it.
bimbos in the shower – as opposed to… […]
Sunday, November 6th, 2005
has two penises No, I don’t. I have none, actually, being that I’m an anatomically full fledged female. But there’s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does. +divorcing crack addict
There are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael […]
Monday, July 4th, 2005
Okay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday…sorry I’m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week…
has two penisesNo, I don’t. I have none, actually, being […]
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
OK this is two days late, I like to post these on Sundays but uh…. I’ve been busy. No more no more no more no more
OK I’m not sure if this person was looking for the lyrics to Ray Charles’ “Hit The Road, Jack” or if the person was just demanding NO MORE! So I’m just […]
Saturday, June 18th, 2005
new married couple doing funking picture of the indian peopleI can’t even muster up something clever to say, the searcher is more clever than I. I could never post about all those exciting things in one entry!
Silly Girl Scout “Day Camp” AwardsAh, yes. Girl Scout Day Camp memories…there were awards, and yes it […]
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
asses parade sampleI did talk about a parade…at least once. I think it was a mention of the St. Paul Winter Carnival Parade, but I cannot easily recall in what context. What’s weirder though, is that this was Google’s Italian site the search came from. Hmmm
dunky fucking dunkyMust have been one of those days when […]
Monday, March 19th, 2001
Now I’ve seen everything.I thought foot fetishes were a strange thing. There are actually people who fantasize about being crushed, eaten alive, and being at the mercy of a giant person. Let’s not forget about those who are into balloons and having food thrown or spilled on them. Very strange. I could go on all […]
Saturday, March 17th, 2001
SXSW results GO! UNC in the house!Let’s see how they play against Penn State tomorrow. Momma needza new paira shoes.weird searches chilly willy photosAre there actual photos? Apparently someone wanted to see if there were. Sick people.
“frank mccourt” and “parody”I’m not sure if this person was looking for something about Frank McCourt parodying himself or what, but […]
Thursday, March 15th, 2001
If your blog is alot like mine (sucky) then chances are you need to kill it. At least that’s what they told me at kill your blog. After I took the quiz, the resulting pop-up window indicated the following:
Your weblog’s rating is 56%. OK, it’s not bad, I suppose. But it would behoove well to […]
Wednesday, March 14th, 2001
More weird searches n sync linensGoogle seems to have jumbled up my site’s description (which states I DON’T have any poems devoted to NSYNC) with an entry I had about people who hog the washing machine in my apartment building.
ass for daysI know I’ve got a big butt, but I’m pretty sure it’s not that big.
Sunday, March 4th, 2001
music to rollerskate to.I don’t have any on my site but last winter there was an entryalmost entirely devoted to talking about things my sister and I did as kids in the 70’s, including owning a vast collection of 45’s and a cherished ‘Smurfs’ record player so we had cool music to rollerskate to in […]
Tuesday, February 27th, 2001
disgusting burns photos are not something you’ll find here. I do however have an entrydedicated entirely to my hand surgery in December of ‘99. I guess I’m a melrose place girl.
she vacuums the car pics. Actually I don’t have a car, and if I did, I certainly wouldn’t have a story about it, let alone photos […]
Tuesday, February 13th, 2001
Seems that is all the traffic I get. Ever. Horny ol’ pervies lookin’ for stuff I don’t have. Looks like my blog has been fucking all day
oh no…my computer is hakking. Could it be a hairball? Damn. I knew someday this would get me into trouble. I was trying to say HOCK a loogy. I still […]