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Monday, January 15th, 2007

Was Paula Abdul under some sort of influence during a series of interviews broadcast last week?  Or not?  FoxLife says maybe…
But Ms. Abdul’s publicist, Jeff Ballard says otherwise, denying that she slurred her speech, and chalked it up to technical issues on the part of the TV network…saying that she was simply reacting to the […]

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Tom Cruise stands on a stack of L. Ron Hubbard’s “Dianetics” to pose with his new bride. Sound ridiculous? Hello?! How else can you explain these two getting a perfect cheek-to-cheek

wedding photo?

Ah, romance. Love. Things that make the world go ’round.
Or that which causes one to stoop so low (pun intended!) as to promise holy matrimony to such […]

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Why are people surprised when I tell them that I don’t want to see this fillum?  Variety talks about the reception its getting worldwide

On one hand, you have this movie based on a book which, had the author put it out there as a fictional sort of ‘fantasy’ well then perhaps it would be more easy […]

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Why anyone likes this guy [Ross the intern from The Tonight Show]. Yes–God help me–I watch the Tonight Show.  Only because Jay Leno’s jokes are great.  Even if he counts on a plethora of others to help write them. Why 40-something is the new 20-something.

Why ER (and other network TV shows) has to show us what its like to […]

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Oprah Winfrey denied at Hermes, all you can eat buffets
Come see Tom play J-E-O-P-A-R-D=Y!

Tom Cruise is foaming at the mouth…someone shoot him, quick!

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Yes. I had the hots for Mallory Keaton’s little, freckle-faced kid brother ever since he was in Silver Spoons. Gawd, I used to adore him!

Unlike most chicks I went to school with, I was never one of those girls in the class who really got all ‘groupied-out’ and fell head over heels for everyone. You know…David AND […]

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

Hey Fred! Tony Soprano wants his expression back.

And the hairy gorilla belly. And the 2 dollar Jersey whore.

More info here…

Sunday, February 27th, 2005

The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin’ right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it’s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.
Sweats? Yes. I don’t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. […]

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005

The TV Snob wants to know: What’s Desperate Housewives’s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It’s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.
Eva Longoria – […]

Sunday, April 13th, 2003

Michael Moore is an a-hole. He’s nothing but a dimestore documentarian disguised as a ‘good guy amateur journalist’ who’s just saying what he thinks has to be said. 
Unfortunately, so many people who might otherwise have gotten to know better, ate up things he does which converted an entire mob into a leftist orgy that we’re […]

Friday, March 31st, 2000

The end of March. I am NOT working today and glad of it. I will not be stopped from having a mentally relaxing and perhaps somewhat productive day off! You couldn’t if ya tried…
All I remember was being able to do some laundry, pay some bills and take a little break. I took a bus […]