Friday, November 3rd, 2006
Weird Al Yankovic does the 60’s-70’s
“Hot Rocks Polka”
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has a neat little ‘Ask PETA’ section on their website, of things you could ask them. Potfry decided to come up with some clever ones… Check it out: http://potfry.blogspot.com/2006/05/ask-peta.html
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
…here’s how to take a shower. Ladies: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in […]
Monday, December 19th, 2005
I know this is sooo late of me…. but I couldn’t resist chiming in on it.
“Fed up with being endlessly told ‘the American people’ have turned against the war in Iraq, Republicans asked the Democrats to show what they had in their hand and vote on a resolution to withdraw the troops. By a vote […]
Saturday, June 25th, 2005
Okay, so some of these a bit old (but I never read about some of the older ones until today) and some are more recent. But they’re all true funny stories about people calling the police/911 for stupid reasons. Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man A ‘Fowl’ case? You only cut the one you love…
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Thursday, November 11th, 2004 Thursday, October 11th, 2001
My Aussie friend Kath sent this to me…enjoy
1.) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill […]
Thursday, September 6th, 2001
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear a soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him:
“Dave, don’t worry about it. […]
Saturday, May 13th, 2000
The Y2K scare is only a distant memory now. The future never looked brighter. But wait… If you have not yet taken the proper precautions you may still find yourself waking up one morning to a computer disaster of apocalyptic proportions. Evil Conspiracy Theory
Did you ever consider that the same people who made all that money […]
Monday, April 17th, 2000
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing suit. Back in the 1940s, the bathing suit for a woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure: boned, trussed, and reinforced, not so much sewn, as engineered. They were built to […]
Friday, January 21st, 2000
20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You’ve got Windows on your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower […]