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You are a Puerto Rican
You are a Puerto Rican
Why do they keep letting this guy have roles in movies? He’s a worse actor than Daryl Hannah! I mean Daryl Hannah’s at least pretty…at best, they could just put a still picture of her on the TV once in awhile, but please don’t let her try to act.
But I digress…back to Freddy: He could never replace his dad. Ever. And how come the Scooby Doo filmmakers couldn’t get a better ‘Fred’?
Dude, Matthew Lillard would have been a much better pick for the role. Christ, even Mr. T would have been a better pick.
And then there’s Sarah Michelle Gellar, aka Buffy. Scratch that, I’ll just call her “Buffy”. Let me ask two questions: HOW did such a shitty movie as “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” get to be such a popular series? And about Buffy & Freddy Prinze, Jr: Are these two the Bobsey Twins? They have been in 3 movies together already. Are they joined at the hip? Personally, I find this to be very annoying. I realize the director of Scooby Doo wanted a ‘real-life hollywood couple’ to play Fred & Daphne but I *could not* be constantly around my fiance, although I love him to pieces, we both need space. I would think every couple on the planet does.
PS – if you like Matthew Lillard you HAVE TO see SLC Punk!! That was the first movie I ever saw him in…it’s one of my faves and it is on the list of my all-time faves, among Clerks, Fight Club, Swingers, Goodfellas, Trainspotting, and True Romance.
*Ahem*
Moving along…
ABC bleeps out ‘Jesus’!
Were you watching this when it happened? What were you thinking? It’s one of my favorite shows but alas, I missed this episode. Of course, even if I had seen the show, I would not have heard a ‘bleep’ on my TV, because apparently this censoring was only done to the West Coast feed of the show.
ABC once again proves they are feeding the overly sensitive PC freaks. Only in this case, they have not just simply been politically correct. Like Elizabeth Swasey, spokeswoman for the Media Research Center, says, “It is political correctness run amok,” ABC feeds babies, walks them hand in hand and changes their shitty diapers. Look in the Webster-Merriam for the definition of ‘babysitter’ and you’ll see their stupid logo right next to it.
Their excuse for the bleep is this: “Under the circumstances, we were concerned it would be offensive to our audience,” says ABC spokeswoman Julie Hoover. The network has no problem with Jesus Christ’s name if it is used in a “prayerful and respectful manner.”, but ABC does not allow Jesus’ name to be used in an exclamation.
Day Lee notes: Yes, Julie, perhaps most folks who watch ABC would be offended. However, the audience that watches “The View” and the audience that trusts and buys into your commie B.S. that is on other shows and in your newscasts, are two different ones.
Jeffy Falwell shit his pants when he learned about this. In a newspaper article, he wrote, “ABC’s action was wrong. What makes it worse, is that many cable television networks are habitually blasphemous,” and, “Conservative Catholics and evangelical Christians are expected to accept this double standard and keep our mouths shut.”
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Today I was looking for a copy of the Scooby Doo movie poster and bumped into It’s All A Dream.
The site: There’s an action figure theater! Wonderful concept, though I’m sure it’s been done a dozen times…
The author: Scared to death of Peeps™ marshmallow Easter Candy (them with their beedy little evil eyes) and he loves comics and traveling around with his friend, Jean Luc Picard.. Incidentally, I loved this site and will be back for sure. Go take a look!
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Was just reading an ABCNEWS.com story ‘A New ‘Forbidden Dance’ at L.A. Schools’ which talks about the ‘Crip’ walk. Apparently, it’s something that has been around for decades but has come back into vogue because kids think it’s fun to ‘clown’ doing it. Which is a good thing, I’m sure, to make fun of gangbangers..hey, it’s my second hobby, LOL
In any case, get caught doing it at Crenshaw High in South Central L.A., and you’ll get suspended. For those of you looking for a quick way out of school (even though for most of US, school is out), here’s the instruction video.
Speaking of videos, here’s my new favorite music video: http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html
I’m hungry and sort of busy doing some eBay stuff right now…so I gotta go. I’ll be back later…in the meantime, you can visit my friends over at this page.
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Watching web porn is ‘cheating’? [-Via VNUNet]
Leading US relationship advisor Dr Phillip McGraw has hit out at users of internet porn, insisting that it is cheating on their partners. McGraw, who offers advice to millions of Americans on Oprah Winfrey’s TV show, said that women should not put up with their partners looking at web porn, which he described as an addiction.
“Addicts give lame justifications for their behaviour like: ‘It’s harmless’, or ‘Everybody’s doing it’. By doing this, they ignore the effect their problem is having on the people around them,” he said. With more than 17.5 million users visiting internet porn sites from their homes every month, McGraw’s statement could result in more domestic confrontations.
“This behavior is not OK, it’s not even almost OK. This habit is a perverse and ridiculous intrusion into your relationship,” he advised partners of porn ‘addicts’. He told people not to put up with excuses such as ‘All men look at porn’, or ‘It’s just the internet’. This attitude speaks volumes about the health of the relationship, he said. A partner has to choose what’s more important to them: pornography or the relationship.
day lee notes: Dr. Phil is THE biggest asshole that ever lived if he actually takes this to heart. In my own personal experience, porn actually puts *spice* into my love life. My fiancee loves me to pieces and he’s really turned on by me. HOWEVER….I know this is really personal but *ahem*–porn actually inspires him to keep our romance exciting.
I think the people Dr. Phil is referencing here are those folk who use porn as a substitute for a great relationship…i.e. Joe Schmoe and his wife never work out their communication problems and hold grudges or something is amiss and so their sexual drive for each other is low or nill–so he uses porn and his wife cries ‘that’s cheating!’
Am I off the mark here? Men–send me some feedback on this. I’m right aren’t I? All men DO look at porn, and it IS just the internet. Dr. Phil’s got his head up his ass.
Don’t you all agree? Men, women–alike…let me know
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My friend Spike has BARBIE JELL-O!
Um okay, I’m a dork.
Seriously tho…you should go read what he’s got to say. Barrel of fun, I tell you.
Gotta get back to work…stay tuned for a HUGE update in a couple of days.
Luvs & Kisses,
-beej
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This man has two penises!
You heard me right. In one of my email newsletters yesterday, they published this:
As many people know, men tend to think that the bigger their penis is, the more masculine they are. I’m sure you’ve heard this some time or another. Well, since we deal with a lot of freaks here at the Way Weird, I met another freak this past Sunday in Boston, MA. I was scheduled to interview Charles Grampier, the only known man who can actually make a sandwich using his gluts. He cancelled on me, but told me to call his brother Randel. I met up with Randel, and the first thing he did was pull down his pants and told me to look at his penises.
During an interview, Randel said that it has always been difficult for him to meet women having a “Two headed bloodhound that craves female city meat.” Randel also stated that he wanted help finding a female who would be interested in dating him, and he wrote the following message to you ladies out there:
“Hello you sweet gals out there. I have been born with a treasure, not of gold, but of flesh. Where most men only have one single member, I have two. It is very difficult for a man with two gentle penises to find a woman that will want to date him because they think he’s a freak. I can give you women the same as a one penised man can, and obviously, even more. I also like to back pack, hike, play piano, and write poetry. If you want to date a man that will hold you when you are sad, and will drive you to work in the morning, then please contact me.”
Okay ladies, if you would like to meet Randel Grampier please go to www.twistedhumor.com and click on Way Weird so you can write to them and they’ll make this match making process a reality.
I’ll be damned. They are actually taking letters!
Okay that’s all I’ve got for now…I’ve got to get back to work. Yes, WORK.
buhh byee
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