Well, today has been one of those days. You know, where there’s like tons of stuff to do but you don’t want to do it? You have to get ready for work on Monday morning, you wish you could take back the whole weekend and start it from Friday night again? You know. That’s why I’m kinda down. Who wants to spend their life working when there’s tons of better stuff to do? Anyway, I’m tired of trying to find a job. It gets boring and I hate going on interviews. Hate them. With a bloody passion. Why should I answer this/that/whatever? What do you care what I look like? I’ve got 8 years experience doing this job, so fucking hire me already. Come on. I get so tired of it. Yes, I will take a pee test if that’s what you want. I think it’s a total violation of what I do in my leisure time, which has no bearing whatsoever on my work and my productivity but if that’s what you fucking want. Go for it. No, you hold the cup for me, I’ve got terrible aim. No, please. I insist. Hey, you wanted me to squat like a dog and now you got me doing it. For what? For your sick need to study my bodily fluids. Ish.
Why is this a common practice with even remedial office jobs? I can see it being standard procedure for say, JimBob’s Welding shop or the tree-cutter’s union but come on.
Okay, well I need to get going. I need to go have a cigarette before my fiancee is comes over. We’re going to the bank and post office and running errands and plan to have a jolly good time in general, since everyone is at work and mom’s out of town for the weekend. Whoo hoo!