Monday, April 29th, 2002
Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you–Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure…and I thought I’d seen every bit of his work!
If you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with […]
Sunday, April 28th, 2002
You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting “Golden Hairy Ass” awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. The awards came to be as a result of the eXile staff having hairy asses, and some silly soul noted that. […]
Sunday, April 28th, 2002
Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?
Maggie Lehman, a fine source of editorial commentary over at The Onion, once again proves herself correct. She points out “Like many people, I enjoy pornographic movies.” but she’s got an issue with bad language. “Thankfully, my husband Marv fast-forwards through the plot so […]
Monday, April 22nd, 2002
…of Communication Between Men Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s master
b. The moment […]
Monday, April 22nd, 2002
Friends, I’ve long wanted to be able to provide useful advice to the young people today, with regards to their ever-fruitful social lives, to help guide them along whatever paths in life they choose. I’ve got some solutions for most red-blooded men and women. If you posess at least half a brain, […]