Seen any of the Kerry-Edwards Gear Junk available on the website?
I want one of these…A Gay Military Dog Tag. If that’s not a total oxymoron, I dunno what is. It’s understood that you Feminazis don’t like being grouped in with the GLBTs, so the Kerry-Edwards Gear people offer up a version for you, ’cause nothin’ says ‘dyke’ like a butch chick on a dog tag. If you don’t want one of those, there’s lots more other kewl stuff! For the poker party pagan there is a cool Deck of Cards featuring “Two Jokers” (Bush and Cheney). Those drunk Dems who don’t remember last night’s bender (hey, Ted!) can at least have a commemorative Shot Glass to cherish, and the elderly set’s aches and pains will surely be relieved with the help of the Kerry-Edwards Pill Case. Want to start some good ol’ road rage? Come & get a Car Window Flag. Our Hispanic neighbors tunnel-crawling Mexican illegals will surely appreciate John Fonda Kerry’s compassion for their culture when they see the “Unidos Con Kerry” (United With Kerry) bumper stickers although the chances of seeing one of these on a car are slim (united, sure…but don’t these guys all take the same bus usually?). Last, but certainly not LEAST, our thug pals and kommon kriminals can always use a new Ski Cap! And here it is, in all it’s knitted gangsta glory.
Kerry Criminal Supporter
cap closeup
Same day, different year..
Other posts on this day:
- Sunday, Bloody Sunday – 1999